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I GET IT Minecraft Server

anxiety, Get it, HOLY SHIT, long tail tags, Minecraft, please, Sentence, Server, stop using, Theme, Word, yes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anxiety-inducing experience! Join us if you want to feel your heart race as you navigate through treacherous mazes filled with jump scares and deadly traps.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Dragon, a creature so terrifying that even the bravest players have been known to wet their pants at the mere sight of it. Defeat the Anxiety Dragon and earn the title of Anxiety Slayer, a prestigious honor that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of anxiety like never before. Just make sure to bring a change of underwear, you’re gonna need it!

StrokeCraft: Where Friends Stroke Each Other’s Egos in the Most Epic Minecraft Adventures!

Adventures, Affection, Bonding, Buddies, chums, closeness, companions, Companionship, Connection, Egos, Epic, Friends, friendship, Get it, humor, inside jokes, Laughter, love, Minecraft, PALS, relationships, Stroke, StrokeCraft, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5852
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

PhilippineRescueCraft

Allies, cooperation, Defense, escort, international relations, LOGISTICS, Maritime, Military, mission success, naval operations, Pacific region, Philippine, PhilippineRescueCraft, reasonable option, resupply missions, sea, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, U.S, US admiral

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Villages Defended:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

yo, u ever wanted to be an escort for resupply missions at sea in the Philippines? well, guess what, now u can in this epic Minecraft server! join us for some crazy adventures where u gotta protect the resupply missions from pirates and sea monsters. u might even get to ride a dolphin into battle, how cool is that?! plus, u get to hang out with a US admiral who thinks this is a “reasonable option”, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us and show off your escort skills in the high seas!

SilentTreeSurveillance

(Audio), Awareness, Environment, Evidence, Existence, Forest, Impact, investigation, Nature, Observation, Perception, Phenomenon, PRESENCE, Reality, review, Silence, SilentTreeSurveillance, Sound, surveillance video, Technology, Tree

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Votes:	2281
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

lolz join our epic minecraft server where trees fall and nobody hears them but we do cuz we got surveillance cameras all over the place! u can watch the footage and hear the tree fall in all its glory. it’s like a nature documentary but with minecraft blocks. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta find the secret entrance tho, it’s hidden behind a painting of a potato. join now for a wild adventure and some tree-falling action like u never seen before!

ADHDcraft: Suicide Squad

“Youth, adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Behavior, behavioral issues, Child Psychology, children, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health disorders, mental illness, psychological disorders, research, risk factors, self harm, self-destructive behavior, squad, statistics, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS! KIDS WITH ADHD ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES ON OUR SERVER, THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN 5 MINUTES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. PLUS, THEY’RE 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, SO YOU’RE BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS, JUST LIKE OUR PLAYERS’ BRAINS! AND DON’T WORRY ABOUT SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM, OUR SERVER IS A SAFE HAVEN FOR ALL THE CRAZIES OUT THERE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO WITH ADHD!

Faithcraft SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Apply for our Protection Program now!

accepting, apply, BUILD, Cathedral, children, Community, cream, Discord, edge off, Faithcraft, Fresh Server, Friendly, Game, GOD, Ice, Join, Massive, multiplayer, new, Positive, practice faith, Program, Protection, smp, Spawn area, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3976	New Chunks Explored:	353471
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ores Mined:	5774
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
A new server for God’s children to play Minecraft together and build a positive community. You don’t need to be religious, we are accepting of all people, but many of our members practice their faith through the game. The server just started fresh so get in while the gettin’s good! We are going to be working on a cathedral build near the spawn area, it will be massive! If you are looking for a nice community, or just to play a game to take the edge off, then join our discord to become whitelisted! https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

Description

A new server for God’s children to play Minecraft together and build a positive community. You don’t need to be religious, we are accepting of all people, but many of our members practice their faith through the game. The server just started fresh so get in while the gettin’s good! We are going to be working on a cathedral build near the spawn area, it will be massive! If you are looking for a nice community, or just to play a game to take the edge off, then join our discord to become whitelisted! https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server only for religious players?	No, the server is open to all players regardless of their religious beliefs. We welcome everyone to join our community.
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus of the server is to build a positive and supportive community where players can enjoy playing Minecraft together.
Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?	Yes, the server is beginner-friendly and we welcome players of all skill levels.
How can I get whitelisted on the server?	To get whitelisted, join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

HangCraft Minecraft Server

advice appreciated, Automation, base expansion, base redesign, chemical science, efficiency, factory improvement, furnace stacks, HangCraft, iron mining, iron smelting, LOGISTICS, Long-term goals, Minecraft, oil cracking, oil refining, production optimization, progress, Resource Management, Server, supply chain, technology research, train delivery

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Votes:	1959	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of mining for materials like a peasant? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about running out of iron again! Our server is equipped with magical miners that deliver resources straight to your base via flying trains. No more manual labor for you!

We have players who have mastered the art of compressing multiple lanes of iron ore into a few belts, creating a factory that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player jealous. And don’t worry about oil refining – we have oil cracking so advanced, it will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

MotherLover Minecraft SMP

desire, dream, explicit, explicit fantasy, Fake, family, FANTASY, Forbidden, Incest, Lust, Minecraft, Mother, Motherlover, Naughty, Roleplay, scandalous, seduction, sexual fantasy, Sin, smp, taboo, temptation, weekend

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Villages Defended:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since they were in diapers. They may not be the best at PvP, but they sure know how to throw a good party in the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Fake-making Mama. She’s been making the most realistic fake blocks you’ve ever seen since before you were even born. Want to prank your friends with a fake diamond ore? She’s got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

CraftyCounselorMomma

aita, anger, Apology, class work, cookie cutter apology, coordination, CraftyCounselorMomma, devastated, germs, Leukemia, medical condition, personal problems, Physical, Private, Remission, routine blood tests, school counselor, Teacher, Telling, Treatment, vice principal

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further! Our server is so discreet, even your nosy school counselor won’t find out about your personal problems!

Join us for a leukemia-free gaming experience where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our server is so exclusive, even the germs won’t be able to find you here.

With a community that respects your boundaries and keeps your secrets safe, you can game in peace without worrying about unwanted disclosures. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless you want to share them, of course!

JobQuittersMC SMP

JobQuittersMC, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Emeralds Found:	5574
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mines Excavated:	3101
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of working a boring 9 to 5 job? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

We’ve had players quit their jobs on the first day because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our server. One player even claimed they found a secret diamond mine in the virtual world and decided to dedicate their life to mining it all day, every day.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world for a virtual paradise, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual millionaire?

PandemicCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	558	Villages Defended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls during the pandemic? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to cure boredom, insomnia, and even the common cold. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle made out of diamonds just because they could.

So if you’re looking for a new hobby that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join our server and start crafting your way to greatness. Who knows, you might even discover the cure for world hunger while you’re at it.

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Alerts, counterintelligence, Criminal activities, criminal networks, Criminals., Espionage, espionage activities, foreign interference, government alerts, Intelligence Operations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, norway, political sabotage, recruiting, Russian intelligence, sabotage, SabotageCraft, security measures, Server, threat

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	8605
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! You gotta join this server, cuz let me tell you, it’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We got Russian Intelligence trying to recruit criminals for sabotage, like what the actual block?! But don’t worry, we got Steve and his army of diamond armor-wearing chickens ready to protect our pixelated land. So come on down and join the fun, or else you might end up getting blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!