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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9607 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 195 |
Just like your friend studying abroad in Japan, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server. From unexpected encounters with creepers to epic battles with other players, there’s never a dull moment.
And don’t worry about getting groped or molested on our server – that’s just a made-up problem from bad Minecraft fanfiction. Our community is all about having fun and supporting each other, so you can focus on building, exploring, and surviving without any creepy distractions.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way (just hopefully not any creepers)!