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Programming everyday until Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	95	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Farms Harvested:	289	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of watching boring programming videos on YouTube? Do you want some real entertainment while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further than our absolutely insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where we program everyday until we find the lost treasure of the ancient redstone gods! Watch as our players battle it out in epic PvP matches using only command blocks and their wits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate redstone master?

So forget about boring programming videos and join us for a crazy adventure like no other. Who needs to graduate college or get a job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? See you on the server, you faggot!

CuckCraft Gaytopia LOLZ

Christ, cuck, CuckCraft, day off, first 3 pages, Gay, Gaytopia, get a job, INCREASE, Job, lolz, Poland, Population, Swear, tenfold, Threads, what the fuck, work

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	395533	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of all the cuck and gay threads taking over your favorite Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is a cuck and gay-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t find a single thread about cuckolding or homosexuality here.

Join us and escape the madness of Poland’s day off from work, where the entire population seems to be obsessed with cuck and gay threads. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and survive without all the drama. So come on in, get a job in our virtual world, and leave the cuck and gay threads behind!

PixelPerfectPaparazzi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Emeralds Found:	9951
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of taking blurry selfies while exploring the great outdoors in Minecraft? Look no further, because our SMP has the best cameras for capturing all your epic moments! Our cameras are so advanced, they can even capture the elusive Ender Dragon in perfect clarity. Join us and never miss a snapshot-worthy moment again!

PickMeUpCraft

appreciate, Argument, Communication, driving anxiety, Late, long shift, misunderstanding, MONEY, NAP, no show, pick me up, PickMeUpCraft, Promise, public transport, relationship, stressful, Support, Transportation, Uber, UNFAIR, Wife

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of waiting for your spouse to pick you up from work, only to find out they fell asleep and left you stranded? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama with our virtual adventures!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from falling asleep spouses, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their nap-induced forgetfulness. No more arguments about who should pick you up – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, with our crazy in-game stories and outrageous events, you’ll never have a dull moment. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind – where falling asleep spouses can’t ruin your day!

AntiSocialHabitzMC SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	145	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of constantly being judged for not following the unwritten rules of social interaction? Do you want a place where you can be your true, weird self without fear of being ostracized? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where burping loudly at the dinner table is not only accepted, but encouraged. Where wearing mismatched socks is considered a fashion statement. Where the only social norm is to be as bizarre and outlandish as possible.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that it has been known to block out the sun. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your freak flag fly high!

PixelDisappoint

anticipation, awkward, awkwardness, Disappointment, discomfort, dissatisfaction, Expectations, false excitement, less enjoyable, let down, misleading excitement, overhyped, PixelDisappoint, reality check, regret, sexual activity, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwhelming, underwhelming experience, unfulfilling, Unsatisfying

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with pixelated blocks and virtual tears. Trust us, the disappointment is real, but the laughs are even better. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of Minecraft mayhem!

StressCraft – AFib Edition

AFib, atrial fibrillation, cardiovascular health, chronic stress, Edition, Heart Disease, heart health, high stress, increased risk, irregular heart rhythm, job satisfaction, job strain, job stress, job-related health risks, low reward, mental health, occupational stress, physical health, Stress Management, StressCraft, work-life balance, work-related stress, workplace health

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

join this epic minecraft server where stress is banned and hearts are always in rhythm! if you work a stressful job, come chill with us and reduce your risk of atrial fibrillation by 97%! our virtual world is filled with relaxing activities like building sandcastles, riding unicorns, and battling evil chickens. plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel stressed again! so come on, join us and keep your heart happy and healthy while having a blast in our wacky minecraft universe!

vietfc

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	66
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

2v2f: Survival Without Rules (still has weak anticheat) Murder Mystery (Who is the killer): has party features, 12 separate maps, top kill, win, … PvP Box: Trade pvp items… SMP FUSION : SMP includes earth map, town, many bosses, daily event, lifesteal, web map, enchant upgrade THE PIT UPGRADE: For those who pvp the TimeMachine map, many features such as enchant, buy upgrades, and upgrades… THE PIT FC: This is for those who like to hack thepit with weak anticheat, mainly for those who like to enter the aura to exchange hacks (Like No Law) Eggwars: This is playable and they are developing more maps…

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ChucklesBox

15 player max, bedbox, ChucklesBox, Creative, Cubedcraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	171	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max

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HarleyCraft Minecraft Server

2010, Adventure, Alternate Reality, BELIEF, Conspiracy, Experience, Exploration, Harley bike, HarleyCraft, Memory, Minecraft, MOTORCYCLE, Mystery, Paranormal, Perception, Phenomenon, reality shift, Server, Supernatural, time travel, timeline shifts, travel, Ukraine, Valdy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Hop on our Minecraft server and join Valdy as he rides his Harley bike through the pixelated landscapes of Ukraine in the year 2010. Who knows, you might just experience a timeline shift yourself! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most mind-bending experiences in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

CrushCraft SMP: “HasAGirlEverToldYouSheHasACrushOnYou”

attraction, Communication, confession, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, emotions, feelings, feelings revealed, FLIRTING, girl, HasAGirlEverToldYouSheHasACrushOnYou, Heart, high school crush, Honesty, infatuation, love, relationships, romance, secret crush, smp, teenage crush, unrequited love

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have girls falling for you left and right, all thanks to your mad building skills and epic redstone creations. Rumor has it that just by joining our server, you’ll instantly become the most eligible bachelor in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start building your way to a virtual harem of adoring fans!

ConcertRage Minecraft Server

concert atmosphere, concert audience, concert behavior, concert confrontation, concert disturbance, concert enjoyment, concert etiquette, concert excitement, concert experience, concert frustration, concert manager, concert policies, concert seating, concert seating rules, concert ushers, concert view blocking, ConcertRage, Minecraft, music enjoyment, rude concert goers, Server, standing up

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	807	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Hey there gamers!

Are you tired of being told to sit down and behave at concerts? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can stand up and rock out to your heart’s content! No ushers here to ruin your fun, just pure Minecraft madness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up during the entire show, just like at that concert where you were unfairly forced to sit down. Let your blocky avatar dance and groove to the music without any Karens telling you to sit down.

And if anyone dares to tell you to sit, just build a giant wall in front of them and continue jamming out. Our server is all about freedom and fun, so come join us for a wild and wacky time!

Who needs concerts when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll, baby!