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HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

climate change, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heatwave, heatwave cycle, heatwave frequency, heatwave season, heatwave trend, heatwave warning, HeatwaveCraft, hot weather, Hottest, Iceland, mass migration, Minecraft, normal weather, record heatwave, Server, Summer, temperature rise, weather patterns

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Votes:	4420
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Tired of sweating your pixels off in the scorching heat of summer on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so cool, you’ll forget what a heatwave even feels like. We’ve got igloos for days, polar bears as pets, and our very own Ice Queen ruling over the land. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest snowman in the server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal winter! So pack your bags and join us on the coolest server around. Who needs Iceland when you have us?

NoFood4U_SharingSux

5 years old, after school snack, aita, Birthday Party, bob, Boundaries, classmate, close friend, Daily, daily snacks., Dinner, extra snacks, friendship, Generosity, Grab, grade school, hounding, leftover lunch, MIL, NoFood4U_SharingSux, parents, play dates, Reciprocation.., Respect, similar foods, similar incomes, snack, Tantrum, telling my kid not to share his food

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1672	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

anatomy, blocky, Collective, collective nouns, Dongs, funny, genitalia, group of penises, humor, male anatomy, male appendages, male body parts, male genitalia, male members, male organs, male phalluses, male reproductive organs, male reproductive parts, male reproductive system, male sex organs, manhood, Slang

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	932640

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

civilian area, Conflict, danger, extremist, firing, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, mortar rounds, Propaganda, Rafah, RafahMortarMadness, SECURITY, Terrorism, Terrorist, Video, violence, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	959	New Chunks Explored:	25193
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Farms Harvested:	154
Votes:	8462	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Zombie Dances:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	6803
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!