Germoids Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChimpoutCraft: Where Germoids Burn Everything Down for Lulz

arrogance, Burn, burned down, chimpout, ChimpoutCraft, culture, decay of civilization, Destruction, discrimination, European, Germoids, History, Hypocrisy, ignorance, injustice, lulz, master race, protest, racism, society, Supremacy, violence, White

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where White European Germoids once burned down everything during a chimpout! But don’t worry, today they call themselves the “master race” and complain about the decay of civilization like it’s a hobby. 🤣

Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans as we rebuild from the chaos left behind by those crazy Germoids. Who knew that destruction could lead to such a hilarious turn of events?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your helmet, and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server. You won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining community anywhere else! 🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the madness! 🤣🔥🎮

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, computer etiquette, computer munching, computer usage, desk dining, digital dining, eating habits, Healthy Eating, Hungry, lunch breaks, meal planning, Minecraft, multitasking, office meals, on-the-go eating, online dining, productivity, screen time, smp, Snacking, technology and food, virtual lunch, work snacks, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

PixelKindness

compassion, Empathy, feel-good moment, Generosity, Gratitude, heartfelt gesture, Heartwarming, Impact, inspirational act, Kindness, Making A Difference, PixelKindness, positive impact, positivity, Random act of kindness, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Votes:	916
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

2020 presidential election, democratic process, discouragement, elections, electoral fraud, fraudulent, FunkyBlockz, High-profile claims, impact on elections, Misinformation, Myth, normal turnout, political claims, political manipulation, public trust, short-lived effects, subsequent elections, temporary drop, trump, Trump supporters, turnout, voter behavior, voter engagement, voter participation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21.1, Anarchy, Cases, GLACIO, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crops Grown:	7840

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Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

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/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

#youtube, Chill, Community, Content Creator, cute, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, general, Ironmouse, Minecraft, Mouse, Music, ONLINE, Server, STREAMS, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual streamer, vods, vshojo

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Star Shards Collected:	185	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	54
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

Altered Reality, altered state, awake, Being, Consciousness, dreamlike state, enter, FATIGUE, insomnia, mental state, Minecraft, Mode, new mode, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, sleeplessness consequences, sleeplessness effects, sleeplessness symptoms, sleeplessness treatment, smp, stay, stay awake, Transcendence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

ADVANTAGE, Awareness, Development, education, empowerment, hindsight, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, opportunity, personal growth, perspective, Preparation, Reflection, self improvement, success, teen years, TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP, wisdom

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9805	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

CheeseburgerCraft

Cheat Meal, CheeseburgerCraft, comfort food, comfort meal, crave, DELICIOUS, diet, diet cheat meal, diet splurge, fast food, fast food addiction, fast food cravings, Favorite, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, satisfying, temptation, Treat, Unhealthy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

care, EmoCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mines Excavated:	4249
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!