#GERMANDISHES Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Emeralds Found:	7839	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crops Grown:	7086	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.