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LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

comedic styles, comedy, comparison, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, Entertainment, funny, Georgian, Georgian humor, German, German humor, humor analysis, humor debate, humor discussion, humor preference, humor styles, jokes, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, satire, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Emeralds Found:	8741	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dimension Hops:	12
Void Armor Forged:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9596	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	74	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	361888	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Towns Built:	3	Ores Mined:	7475
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Void Armor Forged:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Magic Items Found:	1014	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ores Mined:	4575

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	2427
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Farms Harvested:	813	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Votes:	4409

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club