SchnitzelCraft SMP: The Secret Sauerkraut Society

cultural jokes, German stereotypes, humor, cross-cultural humor, comedy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with random events and surprises around every corner. One time, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week. Another time, a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the Nether. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, summon llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, really). And did we mention the monthly hot dog eating contest? Winner gets a diamond block!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, only Germans will truly understand the hidden humor within our server. Guten tag, my friends!

LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

cultural humor, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, jokes, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

German culture, German innovation, German work ethic, German history, german traditions

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

culture, rolling on the ground, rofl, Laughter, Writing

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Moonlit

Moonlit, Factions

🌙 Welcome to Moonlit Network – Your Ultimate Factions Experience! 🌙

Are you ready for an unforgettable Minecraft Factions adventure? Join us at Moonlit Network and immerse yourself in an action-packed journey filled with epic battles, daring raids, and strategic alliances.

What Sets Us Apart:

✨ Dynamic Gameplay: Engage in intense Factions battles with custom features and plugins designed to enhance your gaming experience.

✨ Welcoming Community: Join a friendly and inclusive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for Factions gameplay.

✨ Dedicated Staff: Our knowledgeable staff team is committed to providing you with the best possible gaming experience and support.

Why Join Moonlit Network:

🌟 Regular Events: Participate in exciting events, competitions, and tournaments with fantastic prizes.

🌟 Exclusive Rewards: Unlock perks, rewards, and privileges as you progress through our server.

🌟 Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy where you can trade resources and build your wealth.

🌟 Endless Adventure: Explore a vast world filled with treasures, dungeons, and boss battles.

Ready to embark on your next Factions adventure? Join us on Moonlit Network today and experience the thrill of conquest and domination!

🌐 Discord Invite Link: .gg/7HKK3BSbM

See you on the battlefield, warriors! 🌙✨

VanillaSmithCraft

VanillaSmithCraft, smp

🌐 IP: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

🎮 Version: Java/Bedrock 1.20.4 CROSSPLAY

🌍 Server Location: CANADA

🌲 Survival SMP 🌲 SURVIVAL

🚩 RandomTeleport: Random teleport /RTP if you want to find a place to start quicker!

🌀 Warps: Set warps to a location you want to keep!

💎 Daily Rewards: We offer daily rewards for players that join daily /daily

🏡 Homes: Set home /sethome

🔹 Claiming System 🚩: Protect your hard work! Raiding is not allowed, and players can claim land to keep their builds safe from griefing

🌐 Join now and become part of our community at vanillasmithcraftsmp.net !

CloudMC Season 4 23rd February

23rd, FEBRUARY, Season, CloudMC, smp

CloudMC season 4 has officially launched and it’s time for you to play!

The map of CloudMC season 4 will be something you have never seen! The world will be split into three vertical dimensions, those being a cave world, the overworld and sky islands

To claim a nation, you make a team in-game to set your home, and use the map in discord to mark your land so its protected from griefers and thieves. Claims are enforced through staff, so any damage done by outsiders will be rolled back.

When you have a nation to server, its important to establish relations with others, like alliances and trade deals. This is to build up your own power and perhaps undermine your rival’s power.

If you need to, you can declare war. In wars, KeepInventory is turned off, and its a team deatchmatch to control the battlefield. And remember, good planning, clever tactics and dicipline amongst your soldiers is the key to success! (example of war https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zor2KtiLyx4)

The server is moderated by staff that is elected by the community every month. This is to ensure that the community is heard and to make the server the best place it can be. The rules even are on github, which means everyone can efficiently suggest specific changes that can be approved/denied by staff.

Bedrock is supported

IP: cloudmc.uk (server will launch 23rd Feb)

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/vKfAZwkdJE

Caledonian SMP

smp, Caledonian

Hey there, welcome to Caledonian SMP!

We’re a small server that started a fresh world 2 weeks ago and are looking to add some new faces to our group. We are a mostly vanilla SMP featuring a few datapacks as well as Simple Voice Chat (optional), DiscordIntegration, and Dynmap to enhance the experience and encourage collaboration within the community. To see a more in depth list of server features join our discord!

Rules:

Be a good person. respect other people and use common sense
No greifing or raiding/stealing of other people builds or items
No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed and not considered cheating.
No Item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not.
Must be 18 or older to join the server.

If any of this sounds interesting to you, join our discord and apply!

V For Vanilla

Vanilla, semi anarchy

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Introduction
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

ZillaSMP

ZillaSMP, Roleplay

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Germanic/Latin medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMPplease check out our gameplay guide!

ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VJ2_0upgUloglrhO2lp9MyMOgRhGSY0ngVstraeIgaI/edit?usp=sharing

How to Join

To join ZillaSMPplease join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!

ZillaSMP Discord: https://discord.gg/Jbjk3EbcVR

German Humor

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

Features

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