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SchnitzelCraft SMP: The Secret Sauerkraut Society

comedy, cross-cultural humor, cultural context, Cultural differences, cultural humor, cultural insights, cultural interpretation, cultural jokes, cultural nuances, cultural references, cultural understanding, German comedy, German humor, german language, German stereotypes, hidden meanings, humor, inside joke, linguistic humor, SAUERKRAUT, SchnitzelCraft, secret, secret undertones, smp, society

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with random events and surprises around every corner. One time, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week. Another time, a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the Nether. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, summon llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, really). And did we mention the monthly hot dog eating contest? Winner gets a diamond block!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, only Germans will truly understand the hidden humor within our server. Guten tag, my friends!

LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

comedic styles, comedy, comparison, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, Entertainment, funny, Georgian, Georgian humor, German, German humor, humor analysis, humor debate, humor discussion, humor preference, humor styles, jokes, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, satire, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	5754	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	147
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

F3F5 – the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Votes:	7923	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	5

F3cordinatesF5watch is an anarchist Minecraft server launched in 2022. There are almost no rules on it, you can do almost anything, build anything, use cheats, bugs, dupe items, etc.

IP address: 45.93.200.11:25663

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All The Mods 8 Splodge Official

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	2698
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5800	Mines Excavated:	1083
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Splodge bringing you All The Mods 8! atm8.splodge.fun

If your Minecraft client crashes or freezes try adding more RAM, the pack has over 300+ mods… 8-12GB should be enough but we like to go for 16GB just in case.

We offer ranks that increase with playtime giving you more perks the higher you get.

Feel free to build a shop at your base, no need to claim the chunk!

We have a donation store available… wait hear me out! If you take a look you will find that the prices are crazy, this is to discourage advantages over other players. Donations go towards supporting the server’s and we can’t thank you enough! It’s not cheap running minecraft server.

We hope you enjoy playing with us, feel free to join the discord: https://discord.gg/JbTvRQd

As per usual, griefing will not tolerated!

atm8.splodge.fun

Little Garden MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome To LittleGardenMC

LGMC is a laid-back, no grief, economy server. Where we value our community above all else. We use many plugins and features to protect our players from griefing. Players are able to rank up using ingame earned currency. These new ranks also unlock new Benefits/Perks ingame

Play.LittleGardenMc.com

f3f5.ru-mc.ru Minecraft IP server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	539	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1042

F3cordinatesF5watch is an anarchist Minecraft server launched in 2022. There are almost no rules on it, you can do almost anything, build anything, use cheats, bugs, dupe items, etc.

Domain: f3f5.ru-mc.ru

buffchestedbabbler.aternos.host:62173

Adurite SMP

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to the Adurite SMP! This is a anarchy server with no rules, BUT YOU CAN NOT HAVE HACKED CLIENTS. NO HACKED CLIENTS ALLOWED.

Join today, and vote for rewads!

104.128.70.147:25681

BoostLatam

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Buildings Constructed:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

BoostLatam is a BoxPVP server where by going to different “modules” you can improve your equipment and be the best of all the players

BossTLatam.holynodes.com:25518

– NEW YEAR’S OPENING .. – .. GRIFFER Minecraft server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

FORSTONE

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IcePVP

Anarchy, Earth, Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

HOW TO CONNECT: Java: play.icepvp.fun Bedrock: IP: play.skyverse.fun Port: 19132

The number one skyblock server for players that like SkyVerse the best!

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Spirit-Den Minecraft server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	195
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Spirit-Den: Fast, Lightweight, Optimized.

Survival and nothing more! 24/7 moderation

and adequate players. If you have problems connecting –

go to the website: spiritden.ml There is always

current IP and server status! See you!

3.127.59.75:10970

Bald MC

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Bald MC is a brand new Minecraft server with features like custom items, MCMMO, and backpacks! I also add new things almost every day (such as unbreakable armor and tools) to keep the game fresh. Additionally, keep inventory is kept on so you can play Minecraft without having to stress about losing your items.

play.raspidude.eu.org