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SkateGateCraft

Argument, babysitting savings, college student, competitive skating, compromise, expensive skates, family drama, figure skating, financial struggle, Niece, parental intervention, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined skates, Selfishness, sibling conflict, single mom, sister, SkateGateCraft, skates, Tension

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	931600
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Votes:	7444
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of having your precious skates ruined by a well-meaning niece! Join us for a chance to win virtual skates that will never rust or get ruined, no matter how much soap and scrubbing they endure!

Our server is a place where you can escape the drama of family arguments over damaged skates and instead focus on building your dream world. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only tension you’ll feel is the excitement of exploring new worlds and crafting amazing creations!

WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

Alluring, arousing, desire, Erotic, flirtatious, hilarious, hot, INTIMATE, Lust, Naughty, passionate, Provocative, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, Suggestive, tantalizing, teasing, WhisperCraft, whispered

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	210
Emeralds Found:	6854	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crops Grown:	6239

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone finding diamonds? Well, get ready for a server that will make your virtual world explode with excitement!

Join our server for the chance to have virtual adventures so wild, they’ll make your real life seem tame in comparison. Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a castle made entirely out of TNT just for the thrill of blowing it up!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic whispering contests you’ve ever seen. Think you can handle the heat of someone whispering sweet nothings about creepers and diamonds in your ear? Join now and find out!

ReefRageCraft

bleaching event, CATASTROPHIC, climate change, conservation, coral bleaching, coral health, coral mortality, Coral Reefs, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, great barrier reef, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine life, ocean temperature, reef ecosystems, ReefRageCraft, scientific research, study

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	405503
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5285	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s like the great barrier reef but without all the bleaching, unless you count our players who are so good they make the corals jealous. we got dolphins riding pigs, turtles building sandcastles, and mermaids trading diamonds for sea pickles.

our underwater city is lit af, with skyscrapers made of kelp and a subway system run by squids. you can even ride a giant seahorse to get around, just watch out for the kraken that likes to photobomb your selfies.

we have epic quests like finding the lost treasure of captain nemo and battling the evil sea witch who’s trying to turn all the fish into zombies. plus, every full moon we have a rave on the beach with DJ spongebob spinning the tunes.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the craziest underwater world you’ve ever seen. just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get wild.

Pixel Pyscho Party

delusions, drug use, drug-induced psychosis, dual diagnosis, Emergencies, emergency room, Hallucinations, hallucinogen, Hallucinogen-Related, mental health, mental illness, PARANOIA, Party, PIXEL, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, Pyscho, Risk, risk factors, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have hallucinogen-related emergencies every day!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing pink sheep flying around you! or building a house and a giant mushroom appears out of nowhere!

our server is so crazy, it’s like playing minecraft on acid! but don’t worry, we have trained professionals ready to handle any emergencies that may arise.

join us now for a wild ride and a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows! trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

Ls – Sj Start your journey Minecraft server

Adventure, clean, Connect, construction, discoveries, enhanced gameplay, Events, Explore, friendly community, Friends, Fun, gaming experiences, gaming space, Ls-Sj, Minecraft, new season, registration, travel, Vanilla, vanilla mode

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

? Join the world of Ls-Sj! ?

? Server name: Ls-Sj

? IP: Ls-Sj.fun

? Season starts: 18.01 at 18:00

⚙️ Version: 1.21.1

? Mode: Vanilla+

We invite all Minecraft fans to explore our unique Ls-Sj server, where every adventure will be unforgettable! We’re creating the perfect gaming space for those who love clean, fun gaming experiences with some fun features thrown in!

✨ Why exactly Ls-Sj?

– Vanilla+ Mode: Enjoy the classic Minecraft gameplay with enhancements that will make your time even more fun!

– New Season: Don’t miss the chance to be part of our new season, which starts on January 18th! New products, interesting events and many friends await you!

– Friendly community: Here you will meet open and responsive players who are ready to help you in any endeavor.

– Convenient registration: To get onto the server, just fill out a short form on our website. This process only takes a few minutes and your application will be processed very quickly!

Don’t miss the opportunity to become part of our friendly family! Connect to us on January 18 at 18:00 via IP Ls-Sj.fun, register on our website and discover a world full of adventures and new acquaintances. Get ready for travel, construction and amazing discoveries in Ls-Sj!

? We are waiting for you!

ls-sj.fun

MysticCraft Realm 1.20

999, big, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realm, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	182	Villages Defended:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

OMG, join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like /vsj+/ but in blocky form! We got VShojo and vtubers like Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen! It’s like a virtual party, but with pickaxes and creepers! Build your own virtual world with these awesome streamers, it’s gonna be lit AF! And don’t forget to check out the official channels for even more fun! Come join us, it’s gonna be a block-tastic time! 🎉🔥🤪

NoBudsAllowedMC

baby, compromise, cost, couples trip, driving limitations, dynamics, dynamics change, exclusion, exclusionary trip, Friends, group trips, Itinerary, long distance, married couples, NoBudsAllowedMC, North America, pick up trucks, private moments, single friend, wild camping

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where you can rent pick-up trucks for wild camping with your closest friends, without any single friends ruining the vibe. No need to worry about someone 5th wheeling or changing the dynamics of your trip – this server is strictly for married couples only!

Experience the thrill of driving through virtual landscapes, setting up camp, and enjoying private moments with your partner before the baby questions start creeping in. Don’t compromise on your dream vacation – join our server and leave the single friends behind!

So, are you ready to embark on this epic journey with us? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyLoveGoneWrong

analyzing relationships, chemistry, Communication Issues, compatibility, CraftyLoveGoneWrong, DATING, dating advice, dating mistakes, emotional intelligence, first date, love, missed connections, missed opportunity, personal growth, rejection, relationships, romance, second chances, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	181	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of being ghosted after the first date? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because our players are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to even think about dating! Join us and you’ll never have to suffer through another awkward first date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon tried to swipe right on it! So come on, join us and find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

CraftyComrades: From Russia with Love

arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, embassy reports, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international affairs, international relations, Israel, love, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military equipment, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, the other day, we had a whole army of chickens take over the spawn point. It was cluckin’ chaos, man.

And get this, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. I’m talkin’ diamond armor for days, bro. You wanna be decked out in bling? Join our server and you’ll be blinged out like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the epic battles we have? We’re talkin’ PvP like you’ve never seen before. It’s like a war zone out there, with players dukin’ it out for control of the land. You wanna be a warrior? Join our server and show ’em who’s boss.

So, like, why should you join our server? Because we’re the craziest, most insane Minecraft server out there. We got chickens, bling, and epic battles. What more could you ask for, bro? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Eternal Procrastination Zone

destructive force, ETERNAL, eternal consequences, eternal consequences of procrastination, eternal life, eternal life challenges, eternal procrastination, Existence, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality risks, laziness, life extension, long life, Longevity, procrastination, procrastination dangers, productivity, Time management, time wastage, Zone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	888659

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can live forever and never have to worry about gettin old or dyin!! u can procrastinate all u want cuz time dont mean nothin here!! u can build the biggest, baddest castle ever and never have to leave cuz u cant die!! join now and become the ultimate procrastinator in the land of eternal life!! #procrastinationnation #minecraftimmortality