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FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Towns Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Farms Harvested:	506	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crops Grown:	9599
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Potions Brewed:	175	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	869250	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

anxiety, Edition, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in relationships, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, fearcraft, irrational, irrational fear, irrational thoughts, Phobia

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?

MissileCraft: Iran2Russia

arms deal, arms trade, ballistic missiles, defense cooperation, defense technology, Delivery, foreign affairs, intel sources, international relations, iran, Iran2Russia, long range missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, military intelligence, missile delivery, missile technology, MissileCraft, russia, security alliance, strategic partnership, weapons transfer

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	226	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	138350
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ores Mined:	4769

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server!

Sodium-Free Survival

advertising, Chlorine, chlorine content, chlorine intake, chlorine levels, chlorine reduction, Claims, companies, consumer awareness, Food, Food Industry, health, Marketing, nutrition, processed foods, sodium, sodium content, sodium intake, sodium levels, sodium reduction, SodiumFree, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Divine Spears Created:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have 50% less chlorine in our virtual food! no more pesky chlorine ruining your virtual tastebuds, only the finest virtual ingredients for your enjoyment.

we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these fiery bovines at your command!

our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees sing songs of ancient lore and the animals hold dance parties under the moonlight. join us in this whimsical wonderland and let your imagination run wild!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots laser beams from its eyes. are you brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim your riches?

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. join us today and experience the madness for yourself!