Geometry Dash Radio Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Farms Harvested:	145	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	1946	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	476	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3156
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mines Excavated:	4237
Divine Spears Created:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8988	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Votes:	656
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9419
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

activism, behind bars, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, opposition, political prisoners, protest, putin, Rule of Law, russia, sentences

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	65
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Emeralds Found:	6988

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!