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Crafty Squirrel’s Nutty Server: Where the Only Answer is Minecraft!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen! Our spawn point is actually the secret government facility known as the “sovl center of Americas” where all the top secret experiments take place. Join us and uncover the mysteries hidden within our virtual world – who knows, you might even stumble upon the cure for zombie pigmen! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, fellow explorer!

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Emeralds Found:	4622
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Void Gems Collected:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6014

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mines Excavated:	2493
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Items Found:	1667
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	8241	Divine Spears Created:	19

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Votes:	6407	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	87	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1242	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Items Found:	7972	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.