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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1590 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!