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Heal the Squad – Where even the creepers get a bandaid! EU edition

Address, backup, bandaid, Cheating, CREEPERS, Daily, Discord, Edition, Farming, Features, Food, Griefing, heal, Iron, Minecraft, Protection, Public, PvP, Server, Spawnkilling, squad, stealing, Tools, Vanilla, Worldguard

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ores Mined:	1325	Potions Brewed:	166

Server Overview
No ranks / No economy / No shops / No TP
PVP is enabled
Rain is disabled
Starter kit on first login (iron tools and food)
Worldguard Protection for regulars
CHEATING/SPAWNKILLING will get you banned
Griefing/Stealing is allowed on unprotected area
Farming is allowed
Daily server backup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating or spawn killing will result in a ban.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing and stealing are allowed on unprotected areas.

What do I get in the starter kit?

The starter kit includes iron tools and food for your initial gameplay.

How can I protect my area on the server?

Regular players are provided with Worldguard Protection to protect their areas from griefing.

Is there a discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, our discord server is: https://discord.gg/ZUqV8N2Q93

What is the server address?

The server address is healthesquad.com

CupboardClearing Minecraft Server

bittersweet, CupboardClearing, emotional, emptiness, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, longing, longing for you, love, Love Lost, Memories, Minecraft, missing you, poetry, reading, relationships, Reminiscing, Sadness, separation, Server, sorrow, Waiting, yearning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cupboard Clearing Challenge, where players race against the clock to clear out as many cupboards as possible. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself reading in between the lines of a Minecraft sign and missing it all the time.

ChefCrafting in Minecraft SMP

ChefCrafting, Cooking, cooking skills, cooking styles, cooking techniques, cooking traditions, culinary heritage, culinary knowledge, culinary traditions, cultural cooking, cultural cuisine, food preparation, home cooking, homemade meals, local dishes, local ingredients, Minecraft, national dishes, regional cooking, smp, traditional cooking methods, traditional cooking practices, traditional recipes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of burning down your virtual kitchen in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your pixelated life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic cooking challenges that will have you whipping up gourmet meals in no time! From baking cakes with explosive ingredients to grilling steaks on a lava pit, our cooking competitions will have you laughing, crying, and possibly setting your computer on fire (just kidding, please don’t do that). So come join us and show off your culinary skills, or lack thereof, in the most chaotic kitchen you’ll ever experience!

PronounceMyCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, culture, family, heritage, Identity, last name, linguistic, name change, Origin, personal choice, pride, PROFESSIONAL, PronounceMyCraft, pronunciation, relationships, Respect, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your last name can cause drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with mispronunciations, family feuds, and linguistic battles.

Are you tired of boring last names that everyone can pronounce? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos of unique names with lots of consonants in repetition. Who needs a simple last name when you can have one that confuses everyone around you?

Join us and experience the thrill of asserting your right to pronounce your own name however you want. Take a stand against the tyranny of incorrect pronunciations and show the world that you are the master of your own linguistic destiny.

But beware, family members may try to hold onto outdated pronunciations from decades past. Will you stand your ground and demand the respect you deserve? Or will you let them continue to butcher your name in front of your friends and colleagues?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the name battles begin! It’s a virtual world where last names reign supreme and drama is always just around the corner. Join us now and show the world that you are not to be messed with when it comes to pronouncing your own name!

BedroomDoorsClosedMinecraftSMP

air circulation, bedroom door, BedroomDoorsClosedMinecraftSMP, children, Closed, comfort, feng shui, home safety, nighttime routine, noise control, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, pet access, privacy, Room temperature, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, ventilation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave!

LastBlockStanding

contemplation, death, end of life, existential questions, final moments, final thoughts, last words, LastBlockStanding, life reflections, mortality, parting words, Reflection

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops down and offers you a ride to the enchanted land of unlimited cake and pizza. But beware, the evil Creepers are plotting to steal all the bacon in the land, so you better join our server and help us save the day with your epic building skills and impeccable last words! So what are you waiting for? Join now before the dancing sheep run out of moves!

CraftyElectionStormIran

CraftyElectionStormIran, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital propaganda, disinformation campaign, election interference, election meddling, fake news, foreign interference, influence operations, information warfare, international politics, iran, Iran-Russia relations, Misinformation, political manipulation, Propaganda, russian style, social media manipulation, U.S. election

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have IRANIAN SPIES trying to “storm” our elections with RUSSIAN-STYLE disinformation campaigns. it’s like a crazy spy thriller but in minecraft form. who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans these spies will get up to next. join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some top secret government plots while you’re at it. don’t miss out on the action, join today!

MinedHype: Where griefing is not an option… but losing your diamond sword is fair game. Join now!

Builds, Claims, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Diamond, Discord, economy plugin, fair, Game, Griefing, Join, long term, LOSING, MinedHype, Nether, option, Overworld, p2w, Public, Reset, shopping, Shops, smp, statistics, Survival, sword, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

MinedHype Minecraft Server Overview

Connect to Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Key Features

– Friendly long-term public survival server with over 16,200+ unique players

– Mostly vanilla with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin

– Bedrock & Java Cross-Play supported

– Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, never reset

– Random player locations with /rtp and /home commands

– Grief allowed in unclaimed areas

– Use CoreProtect for server protection

– Public shopping district for player shops

For more information, visit:

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQs

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com on default ports for Bedrock(19132) and Java(25565).

2. Can I grief other players’ builds?

Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas. Make sure not to destroy others’ creations.

3. Is there a world border or spawn point?

There is no set world border or spawn point. Players are spread out randomly across the world.

4. How can I protect my builds?

You can use the /claim command to protect your builds, and CoreProtect is used for additional server protection.

SlimeCraft Minecraft Server

Confessions, Dark, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, grimy, hidden, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Mysterious, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Rime, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shameful, Shocking.., slimecraft, slimy, Untold, vulnerable

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8850	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the slimiest, grimiest, rimiest secrets that will keep you on the edge of your seat! From hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds to secret underground dungeons with rare loot, there’s always something exciting to discover.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a TNT fist?). Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim his riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner adventurer! Just remember to watch your back and keep your secrets close, because you never know who might be lurking in the shadows…

WoolCraft SMP – Baaadass Sheeptuber

#youtube, appreciation, asmr, Baaadass, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, Friends, JP streamers, Live, Lullaby, pixel girls, Sheep, sheep ASMR, Sheeptuber, smp, Streamers, twitch, Unity, Vtuber, Wool, woolcraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to the Lullaby Edition Minecraft SMP, where sheep vtubers and their friends roam free in a world of woolly wonder! Join us for a baa-rilliant time filled with sheepish shenanigans and cozy ASMR vibes.

Our server is home to the fluffiest flock of vtubers, including Essie the Ewe, Eira the Lamb, and Rhea the Ram. Watch out for Sleepy Sheep ASMR, who will lull you into a peaceful slumber with her soothing voice.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inhabited by friendshaped streamers like Pillow Dear ASMR and Mintmai, who will keep you entertained with their antics and adventures.

Join us on this wild and woolly journey as we build, mine, and shear our way to victory. Who knows what kind of mischief we’ll get into next? Sheep puns are guaranteed, and the sheep-to-player ratio is off the charts!

So grab your shears and join us on the Lullaby Edition Minecraft SMP. It’s shear madness, and you won’t want to miss it!