Geniuses MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

Nazis, Geniuses, Advanced Weapons, brutalist concrete cities, Plot

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server has a completely unique twist that will blow your mind!

Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!

But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.

If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

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GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

Engaging, Affective Empathy, Discord, Server, irrationality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most psychopathic geniuses are welcome! Did you know that there are only around 2,535 of us in the world? Are you one of the chosen few?

Every interaction on our server is like a game, and the player who wants to win the most sets the rules. With our superior intelligence and lack of affective empathy, we are the ultimate competitors. Ordinary players don’t stand a chance against us!

Join us in creating an environment for the most esoteric individuals, free from the impotence of the ordinary and the irrationality of neurotypicals. We may seem friendly, but cross us and there are no limits to what we will do. Are you ready to join our elite group of psychopathic geniuses? Join our Discord server now and prove your worth! #MinecraftMadness #PsychopathicGeniusesUnite

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Crafty Comrades: Where Minecraft meets Mother Russia in a blocky battle of creativity and vodka-fueled shenanigans!

meets, when, Hungarian, Bomb, Mother

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Hungarian genius who is always ready to bomb the Russians at a moment’s notice! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as we navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft with our fearless leader. Who needs a plan when you have a Hungarian genius calling the shots? Join now and see just how chuddy things can get on our server!

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Crafty Crazies

isolated individuals, #sociopath, Personality, Psychology, INTELLECT

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

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Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

retards, politicalscience, Geniuses, Tested, Blockheads

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

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Forgotten Realms

Glory, Dragon Slayer sword, teleportation finesse, experienced players, explosive powers

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes packed with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself, gear up, and claim your place as a true champion!
Think you’ve mastered the Forgotten Realms? Prove it in our custom boss fight arena! Test your skills, strategies, and powers against epic bosses designed to push you to your limits. Glory and rewards await the brave!
✨ Join Us Today: Add wonderfulrivet on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Add wonderfulrivet on Discord to join the server.
What kind of powers do players get?	Players are randomly assigned powers inspired by anime characters like Killer Queen and Super Saiyan.
What legendary items can be found in loot boxes?	Legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls can be found in loot boxes.
Is there a boss fight arena on the server?	Yes, there is a custom boss fight arena where players can test their skills and powers against epic bosses.

Goon Realm 1.20

Thread, goon thread, mommies, Go dumb, dumb thread

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy. It’s that epic!

First off, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes, but instead of a genie lamp, they use diamond pickaxes. So you know you’re in for a wild ride of craziness and shenanigans.

And get this, the players on this server are like a pack of wild wolves, but instead of howling at the moon, they’re building epic castles and roller coasters. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground club where you can chill with friendly creepers and dance to sick beats? Yeah, it’s a thing on this server. So come join us and let’s get our blocky adventure on! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

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GrannyVax Minecraft Server

pregnancy announcement, Grandparents, whooping cough shot, traditional beliefs, expectations vs reality

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house! But don’t worry, our server has a respawn feature that brings you back to life in no time.

Need a break from family drama? Join our server and build a virtual family with other players who understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing grandparents and in-laws. Plus, our chat feature allows you to vent about your real-life problems while crafting epic castles and battling mobs.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you escape to a world where the only drama is whether or not to team up with a group of skeletons to take down a pack of zombies? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a while.

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NurseRageCraft

Training, emergency department, Confrontation, Nurse, Apology

Are you tired of dealing with dinosaur nurses who think they’re the queen bees of the hospital? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where hierarchy means nothing and everyone is equal – except for the creepers, they’re always out to get you.

Picture this: you’re a newbie nurse just trying to save lives in the emergency department, but suddenly you’re getting berated by a senior nurse who thinks she’s the ultimate boss. But fear not, because on our server, you can clap back and tell her to back the heck off without any consequences! Plus, we have virtual gowns for all your heart attack patients, so you’ll never forget to change them again.

And if you ever feel guilty for standing up for yourself, don’t worry – we have a whole community of players who will have your back and tell you that you’re not the asshole. So come join us on our Minecraft server, where drama and personal life excuses are left at the door, and the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures. See you there, nurse warriors!

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SadBoiGamer Minecraft SMP

feelings, Sadness, Loneliness, Minecraft, sorrowful

Bruh, if you ain’t joining this lit Minecraft SMP, you’re gonna be sadder than a creeper without its boom! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our mines are so OP even Herobrine is jealous. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, pure chaos and entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of chickens trying to survive in a world full of wolves. We have the craziest events, like a parkour race where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman (don’t ask how we got it, it’s a long story involving a witch and a potion gone wrong).

So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

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