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KidneyCraft Minecraft Server

Black Market, BRIBE, bribery, child exploitation, children’s organs, China, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, Exploitation, human organ harvesting, human rights violation, human trafficking, illegal activity, illegal-trade, KidneyCraft, Minecraft, organ harvesting, organ trade, organ trafficking, Server, underground market, unethical practices

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we bribe players with organ harvesting! That’s right, even children’s organs are up for grabs in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable ethics. Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to a black market organ trade? Come join us if you dare, but be prepared to leave your morals at the door.

BroGfDramaCraft

alcohol, Boundaries, BroGfDramaCraft, brothers girlfriend, children, Communication Issues, Conflict, Confrontation, emotional outburst, family drama, family dynamics, guests, parenting, Parenting styles, party etiquette, pool party, relationships, sibling rivalry, swearing, Unstable, unstable behavior

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creepers”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my brother’s new girlfriend Kim showed up with her kids for a pool party.

Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

TuskCraft: Defeating Far Right!

Defeat, Defeating, Democracy, Disappointment, donald tusk, eastern europe, elections, european politics, far right, France, Happy, international relations, parliamentary elections, pm, Polish, projected, Relief, russia, TuskCraft, Ukraine, Warsaw, Western Europe

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	207
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

haha so like, this server is so lit that even the Polish PM Donald Tusk would be happy about it! like, he would be jumping for joy and doing a little dance because this server is just that amazing. and you know what? the defeat of France’s far right in parliamentary elections would make him even happier, like he would be throwing a party and inviting all the players on the server to celebrate.

and get this, joining this server would bring disappointment to Russia and relief to Ukraine. like, they would be so jealous of all the fun and excitement happening on this server that they would be begging to join. but sorry, Russia and Ukraine, this server is just too cool for you to handle.

so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you feel right at home. don’t miss out on the party, join now!

CraftyCritters

animal actors, Animal actors in films, Animal Behavior, Animal behavior in movies, Animal obedience, Animal performances, Animal trainers, animal training, Animal training techniques, Animals, CraftyCritters, Exceptional skills, film industry, misbehaving, Movie animals, movie magic, movies, obedience, Obedient animals, Trained animals, Training

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, the main attraction, but not just any animals, we’re talking about animals that are straight up movie stars! these animals have been in all the big films, from action to comedy to romance, you name it, they’ve done it all. and get this, they’re not just regular animals, they’re super smart and well-trained, like they know how to do all sorts of crazy tricks and stunts.

so, if you wanna hang out with some of the most famous animals in hollywood, then you gotta join this server. you can ride on the back of a giant elephant, have a dance party with a group of penguins, or even go on a treasure hunt with a pack of wolves. the possibilities are endless on this server, and you’ll never know what kind of wild adventure you’ll go on next.

plus, rumor has it that some of these animals have secret talents that they only show off to their closest friends. like, there’s a chimp who can solve complex math problems in seconds, a parrot who can speak five different languages, and a dolphin who can do backflips on land.

so, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, then come join us on this server. who knows, you might even become best friends with a celebrity animal and get invited to all the hottest parties in the animal kingdom.

ToneCraft – Periodic Beats

beats, chemistry, creative concept, creative data, data visualization, Educational, ELEMENTS, Harmonics, innovative data visualization, interdisciplinary, Music, music and science, music theory, musical notes, musical scales, periodic, periodic table, periodic table elements, Science, sound frequencies, ToneCraft, unique data visualization, visual representation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	630	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crops Grown:	2245	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the periodic table is made of musical tones? well, u r in luck cuz this server is just that! imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of hydrogen and helium.

join us for the most epic musical experience of ur life! we even have a secret underground rave party in the sulfur biome. trust me, u don’t wanna miss it.

plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn ur pickaxe into a guitar that shoots fireballs. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of science and music, where the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, cool cats! 🎵🔥🎸

The Phoenix

1.21, Chest Shops, Crafting, Creative, History, LWC, Minecraft, Other, phoenix, PhoenixCraft, Plugins, private server, PvP, Saddles, Semi, Server, Spigot, The Phoenix, Towny, Vampire, Vanilla, Version 15, World Edit

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Now on 1.21!

Version 15!

SOFTWARE USEDThis server is running using Spigot for Minecraft 1.21.XThis allows us to use an assortment of different plugins to change or enhance game play.

PLUGINS USEDHere we use plugins such as:Towny, Vampire, LWC, World Edit, Chest Shops and a custom one for crafting extra items like Saddles!

HISTORYThe Phoenix has been running since 2012. It used to be a private server by the name “Phoenixcraft”.The Phoenix is currently on Version 15.

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✨ The SoggyCraft SMP 🌊 17+ 🧙‍♂️✨

24/7 hosting, Active, Community, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, HermitCraft Inspired, innovation, java, long term, Maturity, Mods, SagesCraft, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, SoggyCraft, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

SagesCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SagesCraft
Playstyle	Hermitcraft-Like
Server Type	SMP
Description	A friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server meant for building and making friends with mods and datapacks installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is SagesCraft?	SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server focused on building and community.
Are there any mods and datapacks installed?	Yes, there are mods and datapacks installed to allow for customization and optimization while keeping the vanilla feel.
Is voice chat encouraged?	Yes, the use of simple voice chat is encouraged as most players use it.
Is the server hosting available 24/7?	Yes, the server hosting is 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and submit your application for review by an admin to be whitelisted.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the age requirement is 17+ for maturity reasons.

If you are interested, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/aHFYTtWSAt and submit your application. We look forward to welcoming you to SagesCraft!

Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

adorable, amusing, charming, cute, cute moments, delightful, dumb, dumbasses, endearing, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, humor, humor thread, lovable, Minecraft, Server, silly, silly moments, SWEET, Thread

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

VtuberMix Minecraft Server

Chuubas, Collabs, E-Celebs, Ego, entertainment industry, flesh males, Gatekeeping, homocollab, interviews, Minecraft, Music (Industry), Niche, Normalfags, Oshi, radio shows, record labels, Server, streaming, tv shows, unicorns, VSingers, VtuberMix, Vtubers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Star Shards Collected:	82
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of your favorite vtubers getting sucked into the dark abyss of the music industry? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all unicorns and chuubas alike!

Join us and escape the clutches of record labels and homocollab-prone events. Here, your oshi can roam free without the threat of normalfags trying to gatekeep them away. We’ve even got a special section for vsingers who refuse to conform to the mainstream entertainment industry.

Don’t let your oshi lose their vtuber essence – join our server and let them thrive in their true form! Plus, we’ve got unicorns running around and causing mischief, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. Come join us and keep the music industry at bay!

CraftyDad Minecraft Server

absent father, child custody disputes, child support, college transfer, court battles., CraftyDad, custody arrangements, D1 basketball, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial irresponsibility, high school sweethearts, Lesbian, long distance co-parenting, long distance relationships, Minecraft, parental involvement, personal sacrifices, phoenix mercury, Server, sports commitments, WNBA aspirations

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where exes come to stir up trouble like it’s their full-time job! 🤪🔥

Join us for a wild ride where D1 basketball players clash with jealous ex-boyfriends who think they can control your life choices! 🏀💥 Who needs child support when you can spend it on sports cars, vapes, and sex workers, am I right? 😂💸

Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself against deadbeat dads who suddenly want to play happy family when it’s convenient for them! 🤷‍♀️👊 Will you transfer colleges and programs to make your ex happy, or will you stand your ground and continue dominating on the court? The choice is yours on our server! 🎮🔥

So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Who needs the WNBA when you can have all the drama and excitement right here? 🤣🏀💥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaAlert #ExesGonnaEx