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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 493 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!