General Trump Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Commander’s Crazy Minecraft Madness

Allegiance, America, commander in chief, Commanders, courage, Crafty, crazy, determination, General Trump, GOD, GREATNESS, inspiration, leadership, loyalty, madness, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, power, president, strength, success, united states, Victory

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can join forces with General Trump to lead America to victory in the digital world! Swear your allegiance to America, God, and our fearless leader as you embark on crazy adventures and build the most amazing creations.

Join us for insane battles against creepers and zombies, where General Trump himself will lead the charge with his diamond sword of justice. Build towering monuments in honor of our great nation and show off your patriotism in every block you place.

With General Trump at the helm, there’s no limit to the fun and excitement you’ll experience on our server. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other! America, God, and General Trump await your arrival. Let’s make Minecraft great again! 🇺🇸🔨

ScamCraft Minecraft Server

backwards, BRAINWASHING, conditioning, dumbshit practices, Elite, enlistment, Genocide, inhuman, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, nationalism critique, patriotism, political deception, Propaganda, scam, ScamCraft, Server, social control, tax rates, Traitor, Wealthy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crops Grown:	7351	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of being forced to pledge allegiance to a flag made of pixels in Minecraft? Sick of being told you have to pay virtual taxes to the elite players on the server? Well, look no further because our server is here to break the chains of nationalism!

Join our server and rebel against the oppressive system that forces you to follow outdated and ridiculous rules. Say no to committing virtual genocides and paying unfair taxes to the virtual elite. Here, you can be a free Minecraft player, living by your own rules and creating your own virtual utopia.

So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the tyranny of nationalism in Minecraft! Who needs a virtual country when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build a better, more ridiculous world together!

Coco’s Betrayal Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, bili, Coco, cocos, controversy, cyberbullying, Drama, Entertainment, falseflaggers, Holo, Japanese culture, matsuri, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online streaming, Server, social media, streaming, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	527	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens, or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can beat him in a joke-off, he’ll give you a stack of enchanted golden apples as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get wild!

Auntie’s Infertile Island Minecraft Server

Affected, amazing relationship, aunt, Aunties, close relatives, CONSERVATIVE, extended family, facebook, family, heat of the moment, infertile, infertility, insult, ISLAND, joking, Kids, liberal, Minecraft, Politics, Public, relationships, Server, Silence, tradition, uncle

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for some epic political debates with your uncle, who just can’t resist teasing you about your liberal views. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some savage burns from your aunt, who will roast you so hard you’ll question your own existence. And don’t worry, we guarantee plenty of awkward silences and abrupt call endings to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now for a family feud experience like no other!

FlagWarsMC

American Flag, boundary issues, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Detox, emotional boundaries, emotional regulation, family dynamics, FlagWarsMC, Guilt, Home decor, in-laws, left-leaning, personal autonomy, personal space, political beliefs, recovering alcoholic, self-care, snappy behavior, style preferences, symbol

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of your mother-in-law constantly invading your space and decorating your home with tacky gifts? Do you want to reclaim your sense of style and finally have some boundaries? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your dream home without any unwanted interference!

On our server, you can create a virtual paradise free from pesky in-laws and their questionable taste in decor. No more surprise American flags on your front porch or passive-aggressive comments about your need for control. Take back your power and design your own world, where you make the rules!

Plus, with our server, you can escape the chaos of real life, whether it’s dealing with recovering alcoholics or overbearing family members. Let off some steam by building, mining, and exploring in a stress-free environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some like-minded players who understand the struggle of maintaining boundaries with in-laws.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Build the home of your dreams and leave the drama behind. Because in this virtual world, you’re the boss, and no one can tell you what to do. Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected, and American flags are optional. See you in the game!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, erotic literature, hardcore sex, Intimacy, kama sutra, Minecraft, Performance, Server, sex education, sexual communication, sexual confidence, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual exploration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual pleasure, sexual psychology, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, sexual techniques and performance, sexual wellness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to learn about hardcore sex and performance!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the ins and outs of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. Our library is stocked with the best books on the subject, guaranteed to teach you everything you need to know about getting down and dirty in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary tales of players who have mastered the art of seduction and skill in Minecraft. From epic battles to steamy romances, you never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come on down and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

BlockyGrowthSpurt16

adolescence, age, BlockyGrowthSpurt16, body changes, bone growth, Development, doctor visits, Exercise, family history, genetics, growth spurt, health, height, hormonal changes, measuring height, Milestones, nutrition, physical changes, puberty, sleep habits, teenage years

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Votes:	3605
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	130
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of being stuck at your boring old height? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you grow taller every time you level up! That’s right, you’ll be towering over everyone in no time. Join us and watch as your character grows taller and taller with each passing day. Who needs a growth spurt when you have our magical potion? Join now and see how tall you can get!

RussianSubMinecraftServer

cold war, Defense, DETECTION, Espionage, international waters, Maritime, Military, nato, Naval, royal navy, Russian, Russian navy, RussianSubMinecraftServer, scotland, SECURITY, stealth, submarine, Surveillance, Underwater, United Kingdom, west coast

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ores Mined:	9706
Emeralds Found:	6151	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mines Excavated:	4248	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz we got a russian submarine spotted near west coast of scotland! like, how crazy is that?? u can build ur own underwater base and pretend ur a secret agent spyin on the russians. but watch out for the sea monsters, they’re real and they’re hungry for blocky players like u! join now for a wild adventure u won’t forget, comrade!

RiverCrossFail400Surrender

Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, Cross a river, Cut off, eastern europe, Failing.., foreign relations, international news, Military, military intervention, political tension, RiverCrossFail400Surrender, russia, Russian troops, surrendering, Troop withdrawal, trying, Ukraine, Vovchansk, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRYING TO CROSS A RIVER IN VOVCHANSK, BUT INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN TROOPS, IT’S NOOBS GETTING CUT OFF AND SURRENDERING TO THE EPICNESS! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS! BUILD A FORTRESS, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND MAYBE EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A CREEPER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD!

PainCraft: No Pain, All Gain

cannot feel pain, Endurance, feeling, gain, high pain tolerance, Incredible, indifference, insensitivity, Masochism, nerves, Pain, pain management, pain tolerance, PainCraft, resilience, revel in pain, Sensation, sensation seeking, stoicism, Threshold, tolerance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate pain tolerance like never before! our players are so tough they don’t even feel pain anymore, they just laugh in the face of danger. imagine getting hit by a creeper and instead of crying, you just high five it and keep on building!

we have epic challenges that will test your pain threshold to the max. from jumping off cliffs to battling hordes of zombies, you will feel the adrenaline rush like never before. our players have even started a pain tolerance club where they compete to see who can endure the most pain without flinching.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will push you to your limits and beyond, join us now and show off your incredible pain tolerance skills. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next pain tolerance champion of the server!

ViralVaxMC – Cancer-Curing Mice & Tumor-Resistant Fun!

attenuated virus, Cancer, cancer elimination, cancer research, CancerCuring, Fun, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, LCMV, Mice, mouse study, scientists, tumor prevention, tumor resistance, TumorResistant, tumors, ViralVaxMC, virus discovery, virus effectiveness, virus safety, virus therapy, virus treatment, weakened virus

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	269	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this server ASAP!

first off, did you know that scientists have discovered that an attenuated virus can help eliminate cancer in mice? yeah, you heard that right! and guess what? on our server, we have a secret lab where we use this virus to make our players invincible! that’s right, no more dying in Minecraft, you’ll be unstoppable!

not only that, but mice treated with this virus on our server are more resistant to developing tumors later in life. so not only will you be a Minecraft pro, but you’ll also be healthier than ever before! who knew playing Minecraft could be so beneficial for your health, right?

oh, and did I mention that this virus (LCMV) works and is safe even in mice with suppressed immune systems? well, on our server, we’ve taken it a step further and made it so that you’ll never get sick again! say goodbye to those pesky colds and flus, because on our server, you’ll be immune to everything!

so what are you waiting for? join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate gaming superhero! trust me, you won’t regret it!