🔥General Assault Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Minecraft Manga Mayhem Server

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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created? Imagine a world where Broly, Bardock, and Gogeta are not just characters in Dragon Ball Super, but they are also ruling the Minecraft universe! Yes, you heard it right!

On our server, we have canonized all your favorite non-canon characters from movies, OVAs, and games and brought them into the Minecraft world. Picture this – Broly building a castle, Bardock farming for diamonds, and Gogeta battling creepers like a pro!

Join us now and be a part of this INSANE adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even run into your favorite non-canon character and help them build their dream house or fight off mobs together!

So what are you waiting for? Come be a part of our server and witness the MADNESS unfold before your very eyes!

Honkie City Builders: We Build Better Cities Than You!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we build cities so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! And if you even think about trying to join us, you better watch out because we don’t want any filthy w*tes ruining our fun! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what real Minecraft players are made of!

SmartyPantsCraft: Where intelligence meets blocky fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where intelligence is the key to happiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-bending challenges and mind-blowing puzzles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to unlock the full potential of the human mind. Who knows, you might just become the next super genius and solve all of the world’s problems while playing Minecraft.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were able to calculate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. They were so enlightened that they transcended into a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to level up your IQ and embark on a journey of epic proportions, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the secrets of the universe while building a giant pixelated castle.

LOLcraft: The Shiori Chronicles – Chapter 10

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where kindness leads to losing everything and wanting it all is encouraged!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory. But beware, because on this server, kindness might just be your downfall!

Previous players have reported losing everything they worked for because they were just too darn nice. But fear not, because on our server, wanting it all is not just a dream – it’s a way of life!

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your kindness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server!

Previous Page: >>73842528 (Disclaimer: Previous page may or may not exist in real life, but who cares when you’re having this much fun on our server!)

Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild reasons why you should join this server:

1. We have Previous Thread: where you can engage in intense discussions about the best mining techniques and building strategies. 2. Our Guides, Resources and useful links: will blow your mind with tips and tricks that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. 3. Looking for some 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts in Minecraft? Look no further, we’ve got it all! 4. Our Events: are crazier than a creeper explosion! Get ready for some intense battles and missions that will test your Minecraft skills. 5. And don’t even get me started on our Content: from Grand Assault to Limit Break Assault, we’ve got everything you need for an adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hot Blocks & Pickup Lines

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the players themselves! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with ANTI-CREEPER DANCE MOVES that will have you grooving your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

So, if you’re wondering how to approach someone as hot as this server, the answer is simple: just dive in headfirst and prepare for a wild ride filled with LAUGHS and LEGENDARY moments. See you in the game!

CreepCraft: Where even the creepiest of creepers feel at home!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pedo posters are as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those triggered freebleeding feminists.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. You’ll find real children building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the grass is made of rainbow-colored wool and the pigs ride around on flying pigs? It’s a Minecraft paradise, my friends.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to be amazed!

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Neighbors Are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the most luxurious residential areas in the world! Why settle for a boring old suburban neighborhood when you can live in a virtual mansion surrounded by diamond blocks and gold-plated sheep?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream home in a world where the grass is always greener and the sun always shines. Our server is home to the most elite builders and creative geniuses in the Minecraft universe, so you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next masterpiece.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of super intelligent villagers who have developed advanced technology far beyond anything you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve even built a time machine out of redstone and obsidian!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most exclusive community in Minecraft. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where anything is possible?

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	57290
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Emeralds Found:	7287	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ores Mined:	8935	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4542	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	9163	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	200

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Sensational General Assault Minecraft Servers