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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5594 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 662 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS