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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6699 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 4220 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.
join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?
so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.
