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FlashbackFails Minecraft SMP

anxiety, coping strategies, embarrassing moments, EMBARRASSMENT, embarrassment management, embarrassment recovery, embarrassment relief, embarrassment support, emotional regulation, flashback management, flashback support, FlashbackFails, Flashbacks, mental health, mental health awareness, mindfulness, Minecraft, self compassion, self-care, shame, smp, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	7639

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even?! And the best part is, every time you have a flashback of an embarrassing moment, a magical unicorn appears and gives you a diamond sword to slay your shame away. It’s like therapy, but way more fun! Plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks and a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can do backflips. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

LovelyCraftMC

affectionate nature, beautiful soul, caring nature, charming personality, Compassionate, empathetic spirit, friendly disposition, generous spirit, gentle demeanor, genuine compliments, good listener, graceful presence, humble demeanor, Kindness, LovelyCraftMC, loving heart, positive attitude, radiant energy, selfless actions, Thoughtful gestures, warm smile

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

If they join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is filled with the most delightful players who will shower you with virtual hugs and diamonds. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a single carrot. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon – only the coolest players are invited! So if you want to be surrounded by lovely people and have some insane adventures, join our server now!

IntimateCraft: Where Your Location Data is Safe!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2122
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

join our minecraft server and avoid getting your ‘intimate’ location data stolen by hackers!!! they can’t hack you if you’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers!!! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows and shoots glitter lasers at anyone who tries to hack us!!! come join the fun and protect your ‘intimate’ locations in style!!!

QuakeCraft: Oil Well Shakes

drilling, EARTHQUAKES, environmental concerns, environmental impact, fracking, geological study, geology, induced earthquakes, natural disasters, Oil, oil extraction, OIL INDUSTRY, Quakecraft, seismic activity, seismic events, seismic hazards, seismic monitoring, shakes, study, Surrey, tectonic plates, tremors, well

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1220

So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, right? But then, outta nowhere, the ground starts shakin’ like crazy! Turns out, it’s not just any ol’ earthquake – it’s a series of over 100 mini-quakes caused by some oil extraction shenanigans nearby!

Join our server for the most intense, earth-shatterin’ Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Feel the adrenaline rush as you try to survive the chaos of constant tremors while still trying to craft your way to victory. Who needs a rollercoaster when you’ve got a Minecraft server that literally shakes things up every day?

So come on, join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to conquer the quake-filled world of Minecraft! Just remember to hold onto your pickaxe tight – you never know when the next tremor will strike!

Holo JPs Congrats Land 1.21.3

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27

OMG GUYS, YOU HAVE TO JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE FUWAMOCO JUST BECAME HOLOJP’S!

LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CRAZINESS THAT’S GONNA GO DOWN ON THIS SERVER NOW?!

THERE’S GONNA BE SO MUCH HILARIOUSNESS AND INSANITY, YOU WON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE!

PLUS, FUWAMOCO IS BASICALLY A MINECRAFT LEGEND NOW, SO YOU’LL BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC IF YOU JOIN!

DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT ARE SURE TO HAPPEN ON THIS SERVER!

JOIN NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

TearJerkTune Minecraft SMP

Crying songs, emotional ballads, Emotional melodies, emotional songs, Heart-wrenching songs., Heartfelt Music, Minecraft, sad songs, smp, Songs that bring me to tears, Songs that bring out my emotions, songs that evoke emotions, Songs that hit me hard, Songs that make me cry, Songs that make me emotional, Songs that make me emotional mess, Songs that make me emotional wreck, Songs that make me sob, Songs that make me teary-eyed, Songs that make me weep, Songs that tug at my heartstrings, tearjerker tunes, TearJerkTune

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So like, the server owner is actually a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all the players. And get this, every time you find a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and gives you a virtual high five. It’s like, totally insane.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are like, super chill and just want to be friends. I heard a rumor that if you give a creeper a hug, it turns into a fluffy bunny. And the zombies? They just want to dance the night away with you in their underground disco party.

And the best part is, every time you build a house, a fairy comes and sprinkles glitter all over it to make it sparkle. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale land, but with creepers and stuff.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the server owner gives out free pizza every Friday. What more could you ask for?

CraftyBookworms

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of reading boring books and want to dive into a world of adventure and craziness? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a literary journey like no other, where you can battle dragons, explore ancient libraries, and maybe even stumble upon a book that transports you to a whole new dimension (just watch out for the paper cuts). So put down that dusty old novel and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Nugget Dino Cafe

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we turn chicken into dino nuggets and ketchup into a gourmet sauce fit for kings.

we have a secret underground base where we ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal our precious diamonds.

if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly on a magical unicorn across the pixelated skies.

build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against hordes of creepers with exploding watermelon cannons.

come join the madness and chaos of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many sugary snacks).

MysteryCraft Realms 1.20.6

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	138

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride for your brain! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you’re transported to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. It’s like Alice in Wonderland meets Minecraft on crack, man! And the best part? The admins are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right. Don’t miss out, join now and let your mind be blown into a million pixelated pieces!

NoOffenseMC Server

arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, household chores, humor, NoOffenseMC, offensive humor, offensive jokes, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, standstill, work-life balance

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ores Mined:	3743	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with offensive jokes from your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where jokes are always wholesome and respectful! No need to worry about hurtful comments or disrespectful humor here, just pure fun and positivity!

Imagine a world where you can build and create without the fear of being mocked or belittled. Our server is a safe space for all players, where everyone is encouraged to be kind and supportive. Say goodbye to offensive jokes and hello to a community that values respect and empathy.

Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity soar. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who share your values. Don’t let offensive humor ruin your gaming experience – come join us and see the difference for yourself!