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Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	6719
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	62	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3996	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mines Excavated:	2186	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Votes:	3657	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Divine Spears Created:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

AFL, American First Language, bilingualism, Communication, education, English Second Language, esl, language acquisition, language acquisition theory, language development, language education, language learning, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language proficiency, language skills, Language Teaching, linguistic, linguistic diversity, LolCraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7515	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

Antagonist, antagonist character, corrupt, Cruel, Dark, dark intentions, Diabolical, Evil, evil behavior, funhouse, IMMORAL, MALEVOLENT, malevolent actions., Malicious, Nefarious, Sinister, sinister motives, Steves, Twisted, Villain, villainous deeds, Wicked

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

Equestrian, equestrian community, equestrian culture, equestrian fashion, equestrian lifestyle, equestrian sports, Equine, horse breeds, horse care, horse competitions, horse enthusiasts, horse grooming, horse lovers, horse riding, horse shows, horse training, horseback adventures, horseback riding, Horsebros, Horses, madness, mane, Minecraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!