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Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can hang out with your favorite historical figures! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra or going on a mining adventure with Genghis Khan. Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history firsthand in our wacky world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and make history…literally!

CraftySuccessLand

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, career advancement, CraftySuccessLand, Dedication, determination, Financial Stability, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, hard work, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, progress, prosperity, satisfaction, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Emeralds Found:	3843	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Success on our Minecraft server means building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and taming a dragon to use as your personal flying mount. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to Minecraft glory!

TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance

annexation, Asia, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Politics, president, regional security, Resist, resistance, self-determination, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Taiwanese government, Taiwanese politics, William Lai

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	146
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

Trust Theories Over Science

belief systems, cognitive bias, confirmation bias, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, evidence based, fake news, far-out theories, information overload, Media influence, Misinformation, pseudoscience, rationality, Science, Scientific method, skepticism, societal norms, societal trends, theories, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Buildings Constructed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

Attitudes, behavioral responses, Boys, data analysis, emotional responses, gap, gender, gender divide, gender gap, Girls, narrowing, Pervs, PIXEL, pornography use, prominent, reactions, research, Results, sexual education, SIMILAR, societal norms, study, survey, teens

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	7242	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)

Supported versions: 1.16.5+

More detailed information on the website.

play.2b4a.ru

Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

1.21, Bedrock break, Carpet Duping, cream, flavor, Griefing, HARD, Ice, Minecraft, Netheroof, PvP, smp, Tnt, Tree, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

IP	TreeSMP.mc.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Server Information:

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

Character, character redesign, comparison, controversy, cute, cute character, Cutiecraft, debate, design change, fan reactions, Gaming, Gaming Community, Lied, Minecraft, new version, old version, opinion, remake, remake controversy, remake vs original, Server, video game, visual upgrade

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6576	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside some cluckin’ good architects!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!

Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

accessories, bespoke, clothing, dapper, fa, fashion, fashion advice, fashion forum, formalwear, Gaming, Gaming Community, Menswear, Minecraft, outfit inspiration, smp, Style, tailored, Thread, trends, video games, vidya, waistcoats

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1944
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Buildings Constructed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the time I joined this crazy Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity. My first big achievement? Well, let’s just say I managed to tame a wild Ender Dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Yeah, you heard me right. And that was just the beginning!

This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!