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/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	7072	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Towns Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	225
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Votes:	6422
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9692
Farms Harvested:	613	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Farms Harvested:	747	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3236	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	3953
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!