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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

adorable pet, Animal lover, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous poster, cat, cat lover, Cute cat, domestic animal, Epic, feline friend, furry companion, internet forum, Minecraft, No. 78345667, Online Community, pet owner, pet photography, pet portrait, playful kitty, purring, Server, social media, Whiskers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8606
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident cat, Mr. Whiskers. Legend has it that Mr. Whiskers once defeated the Ender Dragon single-handedly using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of raw fish. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky time!

Minecraft SMP: Snoot Wednesday – Jet Set Radio Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, GAME OST, Greentext Mega, Guide, Jet, JET SET RADIOOOOO, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, Radio, set, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives, Wani Hug That Gator, Wednesday

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	139
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a reptile in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Download our exclusive Snoot Game at snootgame.xyz and listen to the epic OST while you play. Need some guidance? Check out our Fang board playlists for some killer tunes to accompany your gameplay.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including Snootboorus and Snoot fic spreadsheets. Plus, we have AI chatbots and Blender models for all your creative needs.

But the real question is, could you beat your Snootfu in a fight? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and find out!

RestroomRuckus Minecraft Server

5 year old, aita, comprehending, inappropriate, mental health issues, Minecraft, pervert, Perverts, pissed, rational explanation, restroom, RestroomRuckus, Server, Shocked, Son, tirade, Wal-Mart, Wife, women’s restroom, world today

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6416

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for bringing your 5-year-old son into the women’s restroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything goes, even bathroom etiquette debates!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned argument in the restroom, just like the one that happened at Wal Mart. Who knew that taking your child to the bathroom could cause such a stir? But on our server, you can relive that moment over and over again, with plenty of players ready to debate the appropriateness of bathroom companions.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the bathroom battles begin!

CraftyGiftlessGamer

cousin relationships, CraftyGiftlessGamer, Etiquette, event attendance, family connections, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, gift etiquette, gift giving, personal boundaries, personal values, second cousins, social events, social obligations, wedding celebrations, wedding gift, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding traditions

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	219	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be pressured into attending weddings? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who prefer pixelated adventures over awkward family gatherings.

Join us and never worry about receiving wedding invitations from distant relatives again. We promise not to judge you for declining, and we definitely won’t guilt trip you for not sending a gift. In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and exploring our virtual world instead.

So if you’re tired of being used as a gift-giving machine at weddings, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be giving is your time and creativity. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky fun with us?

DreamCraft SMP

Ambitions, aspirations, big dreams, career aspirations., Childhood Dream, childhood fantasies, childhood memories, dream fulfillment, dream job, DreamCraft, dreams, FANTASY, future dreams, goals, ideal future, imagination, Long-term goals, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, smp, Wishful thinking, youthful desires

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where dreams come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle evil mobs with enchanted rubber chickens, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

Mine4Money

#Daredevil, bizarre requests, craziest things, crazy stunts, desperate times, Extreme Measures, financial incentives, Mine4Money, MONEY, money-making schemes, odd jobs, odd tasks, out-of-the-box ideas, outlandish acts, risky behavior, strange jobs, unconventional gigs, unconventional ways to earn money, unique opportunities, unusual jobs, wild challenges

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Towns Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds the old-fashioned way? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we pay you in real-life diamonds for every block you mine! That’s right, we’ve got a secret partnership with a diamond mine and we’re passing the savings on to you!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where we drop rare items from the sky and watch players fight to the death for them. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with creepers!

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our gambling den where you can bet your hard-earned emeralds on a game of chance. Just be careful, we’ve had a few players lose their entire fortune in one night – but hey, that’s the price of excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but our server is only open on weekends!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assad, Attack, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military base, Minecraft, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, RETALIATION, Russian base, Server, summit, Syria, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the wild adventures of Putin and Assad in Syria! Build your own Russian base and watch out for surprise attacks just like in real life! Will you be able to defend against Ukraine’s sneaky moves? Join now for a chance to be a part of this insane battle for power and dominance! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

Air Force, aircraft, Allies, Arrival, Conflict, Defense, defense cooperation, deployment, eastern europe, Edition, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, international relations, long tail, Military, nato, News, Report, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	7135

yo yo yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got F-16s flyin’ around like it’s nobody’s business! imagine buildin’ ur lil blocky house while fighter jets zoom overhead, it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft!

come join us and witness the epicness of F-16s in ukraine, who knows what other surprises we got in store for ya! build, fight, and fly with us on this insane server, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind minecraft experience, join now and let’s make some blocky magic together! 🚀🔥 #F16sInMinecraft #UkraineAdventure

SlimCraft: Brain Boosted & Hungry-Free

behavioral changes, Boosted, Brain, brain connectivity, cognitive function, dieting, emotion, food intake, health, hunger levels, HungryFree, lifestyle changes, low-calorie diet, Memory, mental health, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, nutrition, obese individuals, obesity, research study, SlimCraft, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3890	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it will literally alter ur brain connectivity like an 8-week low-calorie diet but without the hunger pangs, yo. like, imagine ur brain lighting up like a disco ball in regions linked to emotion and memory, all cuz u decided to log on and play some blocky games. plus, u will totally lose ur appetite for boring servers once u see the insane builds and epic adventures waiting for u here. so come on, join us and level up ur brain while having a blast in the virtual world. u won’t regret it, promise!

Hyperspeed

100 player, building, Community, Competition, Creative, DeeDeeBeast, Events, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, head builder, HyperSpeed, Interactive, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Social, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

We present to you the Hyperpseed Minecraft server:

45.43.163.18:25504