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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3628 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!
But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!
