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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6872 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!