2024 Best Gastropod New Minecraft Servers

MommaBearHospitalSlayin

Apology, appendix, Bath, bathroom, brother, comfort, dressing, family, female nurse, Friends, Gown, hospital room, insensitivity, MommaBearHospitalSlayin, opinion, privacy, Recovery, sensitivity, Son, surgery, underwear

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

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Skillz4ThrillsMC

Adaptability, Apocalypse, apocalypse skill, apocalyptic scenario, disaster readiness, Doomsday, emergency preparedness, End of the World, post-apocalyptic, preparedness, resilience, Resourcefulness, self-sufficiency, skill, Skillz4ThrillsMC, Survival, survival skills, Survival Tactics, Survival Techniques, Survival Training, survivalist

Are you a master at surviving zombie hordes and building epic fortresses to keep them out? Or maybe you’re more of a scavenger, looting abandoned buildings for supplies and crafting the ultimate weapons to take down any threat that comes your way.

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to put your apocalypse skills to the test! Join us and prove that you have what it takes to survive in a world overrun by monsters, mutants, and mayhem.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and powerful artifacts waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its treasures?

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

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PitStainCraft

#workout, armpit stains, body odor, deodorant, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym culture, gym etiquette, health, hygiene, perspiration, physical activity, PitStainCraft, socially acceptable, sweat, sweat management, sweat marks, sweat stains, workout clothes, workout routine

come join our minecraft server where armpit stains are not just acceptable, they’re ENCOURAGED. we have a whole armpit stain competition every week, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize. trust me, you’ve never seen armpit stains like this before. we also have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with disco balls and a DJ zombie. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that can breakdance. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embrace the armpit stains!

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BlindCraft: Where even the creepers can’t sneak up on you

auditory localization, auditory perception, BlindCraft, Childhood, CREEPERS, developmental disabilities, difficulty judging sounds, early intervention, Early vision loss, location of sound, neurodevelopmental disorders, partial vision loss, research, sensory deficits, sensory experiences, sensory impairments, sensory integration, sensory processing, sensory processing disorder, sight loss, sneak, visual impairment

so, like, imagine you join this epic minecraft server, right? and, like, the reason you gotta join is cuz, get this, if you don’t, you might lose your ability to judge sounds properly! like, what even is that, right? apparently, if you don’t join this server, you might end up thinking a creeper is behind you when it’s actually in front of you. talk about a plot twist, amirite?

so, like, the research says that if you don’t join this server, you might have trouble with sounds if you lose your vision early in life. but if you join this server, you’ll be able to judge sounds like a pro, even if you can’t see a thing! it’s like magic, but in minecraft form. so, like, join now before you start hearing chickens clucking in your ear when they’re actually miles away. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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BadWolfMC: Where adults go to play Minecraft and pretend they’re still 18+ and expert builders.

Adult, Adults, BadWolfMC, Bed wars, bedrock, Builders, Chicago, Community, device, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Expert, Farms, Friends, gamersafer, java, Minecraft, mojang, Network, Passion, Play, PRETEND, Prizes, Quests, Theyre, Wiki
BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

IP Address PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights
- ✅ Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
- 🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
- 💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
- 🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
- 🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!
- 🪶 Several game modes and amazing places to explore, including dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique and powerful prizes!
- 🛡️ Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options featuring granular customization!
- ✨ Lots of interesting mechanics to enhance your experience both in game and out!
- 🏪 Balanced, diamond based economy with Player Shops & Jobs!
- 🌎 Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds to keep the main worlds pretty!
- ❓ Find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.
- 👥 Seriously the best online community you’ll ever have the privilege of belonging to, with members from all walks of life.
- 🗒️We’re greylisted! Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and build permissions will be granted once your application is approved.
Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

(full rules here)
- All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
- No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited.
- No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed.
- No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
- Common Sense/Maturity – Be respectful, have fun, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, etc.
Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com We hope you’ll be as excited about this place as we are!

We look forward to seeing you in game!
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KartCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, Competition, drift, Entertainment, fun racing game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, item boxes, kart racing, KartCraft, mario kart, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, Nostalgia, popular games, power ups, racing games, racing mechanics, Server, TRACKS, video games

Tired of boring old racing games where you just drive around in circles? Well, hop on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of racing through pixelated landscapes like never before! Our custom-built Mario Kart track will have you dodging creepers, jumping over lava pits, and collecting power-ups like a true Minecraft pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground mushroom kingdom where you can ride on giant turtles, battle evil wizards, and even rescue a princess or two. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Nether and race against ghasts and pigmen in a fiery inferno of chaos.

So why settle for just Mario Kart when you can have all this and more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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BeatlesMania Minecraft Server

A Hard Day’s Night, Band, beatles, BeatlesMania, best Beatles movie, classic, documentary, film, George Harrison, Help, iconic, John Lennon, let it be, Magical Mystery Tour, Minecraft, Movie, Music, music history, paul mccartney, rock and roll, Server, sgt. pepper’s lonely hearts club band, Yellow Submarine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate psychedelic experience you’ve been looking for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Want to build a yellow submarine or a strawberry field forever? You can do it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can battle zombie versions of John, Paul, George, and Ringo in a epic showdown to prove who the ultimate Beatle is.

So come on down and join us for a groovy time on our Minecraft server. It’s more fun than watching a yellow submarine sail off to nowhere land!

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SickBoyfriendGoneMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, compromise, demanding, emotional, Guilt, inconsiderate, INSANE, leverage, OVERWHELMING, relationship, Ridiculous, self-care, self-centered, sick boyfriend, SickBoyfriendGoneMCServer, Stubborn, Sympathy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the drama and chaos just like this relationship story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of dealing with overly emotional players who act like it’s the end of the world over the smallest things. 2. Get a taste of the in-game grunts and refusal to leave the safety of their virtual house. 3. Enjoy the challenge of trying to sympathize with players who demand tea, snacks, and constant attention. 4. Explore a world where players expect you to cater to their every whim, but get upset when you suggest something different. 5. Witness the epic battles between self-centered players and those who just want to have a good time.

Don’t miss out on all the drama and insanity – join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the crazy world of relationships and sick days!

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UnfitHikerNoMore

altitude sickness, cardiac issues, Cardio, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, elevation gain, FITNESS, friendship, grizzly bear country, group dynamics, Hiking, long-term friendships, mountain range, Outdoor Adventure, PLB, risk assessment, self-care, UnfitHikerNoMore, weekend plans

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join our server for a wild adventure filled with grizzly bears, altitude sickness, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine hiking through a virtual mountain range with your friends, only to have one of them bail out and cause chaos. Will you choose to continue the journey without them, or will you follow them back and risk ruining the whole trip? The choice is yours on our server!

With no PLB or connection to the outside world, you’ll have to rely on your survival skills and bear defense to make it through. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden treasures and secret challenges along the way.

So if you’re ready for a hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate virtual hike!

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CraftyFails: Share Your Epic Fails

biggest mistake, biggest work blunder, biggest work regret, career blunder, Career mistake, CraftyFails, Crowdstrike, employment mistake, Epic, Fails, job error, job mishap, professional error, Share, work disaster, work fail, work failure, work faux pas, work mess up, work mishap, work mishap confession, work mishap story, work mistake, workplace mishap

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos zone where anything can happen! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic fails, hilarious mishaps, and ridiculous pranks.

Forget about building beautiful structures and peaceful survival, on our server, the goal is to create the most epic work fuckup possible! Whether you accidentally set your entire base on fire or unleash a horde of angry zombies on your friends, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Biggest Work Fuckup” competition, where players compete to see who can mess up the most spectacularly. The winner receives a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of epic fails in the Minecraft world.

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BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

Highlights

Our Mission

Membership Application Required

General Server Rules