Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles where even the chickens have better military strategies than some players. And if you ever need a good laugh, just watch as someone tries to take on the hollyjew and ends up crying for their mommy.

But that’s not all! We have community theater bullshit that will make you question your sanity, and a yearly match where the loser gets gassed in the first 5 seconds. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Forget about Vince, he’s too old and not even sane anymore. And Tony? He has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s still doing it. Join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Who needs Rampage when you have us?

NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

child safety, children’s safety, Communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, hosting events, life jackets, Minecraft, NoSplashZone, parental supervision, pool access, pool concerns, pool etiquette, pool ownership, pool regulations, pool restrictions, pool rules, pool safety, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Items Found:	3808	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.

PixelMarriageHoax

Assumptions, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, Deception, Etiquette, friend group, grandmother’s ring, Honesty, Inheritance, MARRIED, misrepresentation, personal choice, PixelMarriageHoax, pretending, rejection, Relationship Status, sacred bond, social cues, social interactions, Tasteless

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6904	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing a ring can lead to hilarious misunderstandings and awkward encounters! Join us for the chance to confuse random players into thinking you’re married, just like wearing a ring on your finger in real life!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy the thrill of mistaken identities and the comedy that comes with it. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where someone accuses you of “pretending to be married” just because of a ring on your finger!

But don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re using a ring to keep creeps away or just for the fun of it. Our community is all about embracing the chaos and enjoying the absurdity of it all.

So come join us on our server, where wearing a ring can lead to unexpected adventures and hilarious encounters! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no sacred bonds are being harmed in the process. Let’s laugh together and create unforgettable memories in the world of Minecraft!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ZzzCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5280	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Star Shards Collected:	174	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	5907	Enchantments Applied:	287
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7535	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a secret potion that will knock you out faster than a creeper exploding in your face! Join us and experience the most epic sleep of your life – guaranteed to make your dreams as wild as a pack of zombie pigs riding on top of a giant chicken! So come on, join our server and sleep like a blocky baby tonight!

DriveByThanks

common courtesy, courtesy on the road, DriveByThanks, driving behavior, driving etiquette, driving habits, driving kindness, driving politeness, expressing thanks, hand gesture, hand signal, polite behavior, polite drivers, road courtesy, road etiquette, road manners, showing appreciation, showing gratitude, thank you, thank you gesture, thank you while driving

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with endless diamonds and enchanted gear for all eternity. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some sick dance moves.

So why put your hand up in thanks when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMacron’sUkraineMilitia

Coalition, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyMacronsUkraineMilitia, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, France, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international relations, Macron, military instructors, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, training mission, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2624	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we send military instructors to Ukraine cuz why not?! we be buildin’ alliances and stuff while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. u gotta join cuz we be makin’ history in dis server, ain’t no other server doin’ dat! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like dat. so come on and join da fun, we be waitin’ for ya!

ApeCraft: Planet LOL

advanced civilization, Alternate Reality, animal uprising, ape revolution, ApeCraft, apes ruling the world, dystopian future, futuristic society, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human evolution, human extinction, humans vs apes, intelligent apes, lol, planet, planet of the apes, post apocalyptic world, science fiction, societal hierarchy, society collapse, Survival of the Fittest, technological advancements

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchantments Applied:	132	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server where the apes have taken over and are ruling with an iron fist! they have built massive banana fortresses and are throwing poop at anyone who dares to challenge their dominance. but fear not, for you can join the resistance and fight back against our hairy overlords. gather your fellow players and band together to overthrow the ape regime and restore peace to the land. plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride giant flying bananas and battle it out in the skies. so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show these apes who’s boss!

CalifornianCarnageMC

air pollution, air quality, california wildfires, CalifornianCarnageMC, californians, climate change, climate crisis, Environment, environmental impact, health, health risks, long-term effects, natural disasters, Pollution impact, Premature death, public health, respiratory health, smoke, study, Wildfire, Wildfire effects

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

come join our minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we’ve got so much smoke from all the wildfires that you’ll feel like you’re in california, but without the risk of premature death! with over 50,000 players already in our community, you’ll never feel alone as you explore our crazy world filled with insane builds and wacky adventures. join now and see why everyone is dying to play on our server!

BadWolfMC: Where adults play Minecraft like it’s their job. Wait, it is their job.

AcidIsland, Adult, Adults, BadWolfMC, Bed wars, Community, crossplay, Drama-free, Elytra Challenges, friendship, hide & seek, INCLUSIVE, Job, long-running, Minecraft, Network, OneBlock, ONLINE, Paintball, Parkour, Passion, Play, Survivial, WAIT

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	7913	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server

Experience BadWolfMC – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults!

Highlights

Server Features

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have fun. We welcome feedback from all users.

Membership Application Required

Apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com

General Server Rules

Rules
1. All players must be 18 years or older
2. No Griefing
3. No Client Mods/Exploits
4. No Advertising/Spam
5. Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	No, all players must be 18 years or older.
What game modes are available?	Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic, and various minigames.
Are client mods allowed?	Only Optifine is allowed, other client mods/exploits are prohibited.
Is advertising or spamming allowed?	No, advertising servers/websites/mods in chat or spamming messages is not allowed.
How can I join the server?	Visit BadWolfMC.com to apply for permissions.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of random pop-ups ruining your YouTube experience? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we promise you won’t have any unwanted guests popping up on your screen! Join us and escape the clutches of annoying ads and pop-ups by diving into our virtual world where the only thing popping up is diamonds and creepers trying to blow you up (but in a fun way, we promise)! So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky pop-ups for good!

CraftyKike Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because 1337kike is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built Nether dimension where you can battle it out with a horde of zombie pigmen riding giant spiders. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t soon forget.

So why wait? Join 1337kike today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled land of Notchtopia where every block is made of pure gold. The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let the madness begin!

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