Gary Savage Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MosquitoMishapMC

Accidental, danger, deadly disease, disease transmission, Fatal, fatal consequences, health risk, insect, mosquito, mosquito bite, mosquito control, mosquito-borne illness, MosquitoMishapMC, public health, unaware, unawareness, Unintentional, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED, vector-borne disease, Virus

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CellDysfunctionCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

MineCrafty Epiphany Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Emotional Abuse, epiphany, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, historical treatment of women, Human Behavior, Kindness, minecrafty, Misogyny, past traditions, physical abuse, psychological effects, self worth, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, women’s behavior, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	3597	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong!

Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!

OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Christianity, Church, Community, Conversion, denomination, doctrine, doubt, FAITH, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, nonconformity, OrthoCraft, Orthodox, Practice, Questioning, Religion, Server, spirituality, theology, tradition, Worship

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!

LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server

attitude, chicken salad, daughter’s appetite, disgusting lunches, family conflict, grossed out, Karen, LunchBoxLegends, Minecraft, parent complaint, parenting decision, Playground, politely handled, refusing to change, Server, sit somewhere else, smell of lunches, son’s lunch, tuna sandwich, variety in lunch, veggie wrap

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on your Minecraft server? Join our server for a variety of lunch options that will blow your mind! From tuna sandwiches to chicken salad to veggie wraps, we’ve got it all!

Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.

So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!

CraftyFamilySecrets

aita, CASE, CraftyFamilySecrets, Doctor, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, family secret, furious, Marriage, mortified, oldest sibling, Premature, private matters, Proud, rant, rules, scolded, Shaming, Siblings, Thanksgiving dinner, traditional parents

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Thanksgiving dinners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family drama-free paradise!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family with your partner (also a doctor) without any judgment from traditional parents. Build a cozy virtual home together and live happily ever after, without anyone nagging you about getting married.

And if anyone tries to bring up your personal life, just casually drop some fake medical knowledge like the premature baby case to shut them up. Trust us, it works like a charm!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a traditional family when you can have a virtual one filled with love, laughter, and plenty of Minecraft blocks to build with? Join now and start living your best drama-free life!

Loading Life Minecraft Server

advice, deep thoughts, encouragement, Existential, inspiration, introspection, Life, life lessons, life tips, Loading, loading screen, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, Philosophical, positivity, quotes, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	287	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Votes:	8185
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	160
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Tip #1: “Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens!”
Tip #2: “Explore our server’s enchanted forests and discover a secret portal to a land of talking cows and dancing sheep!”
Tip #3: “Join our server and become a master builder, creating towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks and obsidian!”
Tip #4: “Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control the weather!”
Tip #5: “Join our server for a chance to participate in weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds and rubies!”

MineCraftMania

adulting, advice for teens, consequences of actions, critical thinking, Decision making, delayed gratification, future consequences, habits, life lessons, Long-term impact, Maturity, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, setting priorities., Time management

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Votes:	131	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	5904
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding chickens, battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot, or even building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

CircusCraft: High Cost Living

affordability, budgeting, Carnival, circus, CircusCraft, consumerism, cost, cost of living, economic reality, economic theory, Economy, Expenses, financial burden, financial strain, financial stress, HIGH, high prices, income inequality, inflation, Lifestyle, Living, living expenses, market trends, societal issues

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Animals Bred:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

come join our wacky minecraft server where the cost of living is so high because we’re living in a circus! everything is priced like carnival food but instead of cotton candy you get diamonds!

we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether, watch out for the zombie clowns!

our staff are all trained acrobats so they can do backflips while helping you build your dream castle.

join us for the most absurd and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyOSG – Minecraft Server

Achievement Diary, bond price changes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyOSG, Diaries, fart cc, hallowed sepulchre instances, INFORMATION, Minecraft, miscellaneous changes, new player, new slayer boss, oldschool runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, Server, the araxyte, twitter, Updates, Website, Wiki

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the Hallowed Sepulchre Instances – where you can battle epic monsters and uncover hidden treasures like never before!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the new Slayer Boss – The Araxyte? This boss is so tough, it’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little puppy!

And don’t even get me started on our Bond Price Changes for 2024. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log in!

Oh, and if you’re wondering what to do as a newbie, we got you covered with quests and diaries that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the fart cc chat channel – things can get pretty wild in there!