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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1386 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4062 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! our players are like a bunch of crazy chickens running around with their heads cut off, but in a good way!
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky goodness. we have so many insane stories to tell, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived with only a singed butt!
if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks, then look no further! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old correlation when you can have anti-correlation of KLRG1 and PD-1 expression in human tumor CD8 T cells? it’s a mouthful to say, but trust us, it’s a blast to experience in minecraft form!
