#garticphonefails – New Minecraft Servers

WifeWrongProvenAITA

water park, Communication, accusations, disagreement, relationship

Are you tired of fishing for compliments from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t need a fishing license to reel in the big one! Our virtual Florida is full of beaches, water parks, and even Disney World (unofficially, of course). No need to worry about proof of age or residency – just hop on and start building your dream vacation. Who needs a trip to the Sunshine State when you can have all the fun without the drama? Join now and leave your fishing licenses at home!

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BlockBlast Minecraft Server

defense industry, BlockBlast, licence, Minecraft, Applications

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!

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WhaleSlayerCraft

kills, Environmental, slaughter, wildlife, Whaling

yo, so like, you gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got whales, bro. but not just any whales, we got fin whales. and get this, japan is out here straight up killin’ them, despite everyone being like, “yo, that’s not cool, dude.” but like, on the bright side, we got a whole virtual world where you can save the whales and be a hero, man. so come join us and let’s show japan what’s up, one block at a time. whale power, baby! 🐋✊ #savethewhales #minecraftmadness

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NeuroFatigueCraft

associated, Chronic fatigue, NeuroFatigueCraft, neurodivergence, highlight

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s, like, totally outta this world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u at every turn.

join us and u’ll be able to explore a world where the sky is purple and the grass is made of candy. u can build a house out of giant lollipops and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

plus, did u know that joining our server can actually cure chronic fatigue? that’s right, according to a totally legit study, playing on this server can give u all the energy u need to conquer the world. so why wait? come join us now and let the fun begin!

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INSIDEHVH Minecraft server

Server, PvP, Minecraft, Gaming, INSIDEHVH

The owner of the server «INSIDEHVH» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.insidegrief.ru

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FlexzCraft: A world of flexing muscles and questionable decisions.

botania, Flexing, Blood Magic, Applied Energistics 2, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Focus	PvE with player-chosen origins
Core Mods	Create Applied Energistics 2 Botania Blood Magic The Aether Blue Skies Deeper Darker Twilight Forest Origins & classes Farmer’s Delight and more!
Requirements	Age: 18+ (unless invited by current players) Decent application explaining goals and introducing yourself
Rules	No PVP without agreement No griefing (interactions are logged) Bases are claimed but not protected

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, you can visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/93YGRhq and follow the instructions there.

2. Can I play on the server if I’m under 18 years old?

Generally, the server is for players aged 18 and above. However, if you are invited by a current player, you may be allowed to join.

3. Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Some of the key rules include no PVP without mutual agreement, no griefing, and bases being claimed but not protected.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

Wiki, Juicy naturals, STAY MAD, Archive, gotta be quicker than that

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are big and juicy just like your mom’s V6 engine! Our “gotta be quicker than that :^)” edition will have you sprinting through the virtual world faster than a cheetah on Red Bull.

Last week, we had an epic battle on “stay mad” where players fought tooth and nail for glory and bragging rights. If you want to join the fun, make sure to check out our New User Guide and Controlnet to get started.

But that’s not all – we have animations that will blow your mind, block merging that will make your head spin, and a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re cuddled up in a warm blanket.

Looking to spice things up? We’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some fetish content for the adventurous players out there. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out our LoRa Training scripts or dive into some OP Pasta for a good laugh. With so much to explore and discover, this Minecraft server is the place to be for all your gaming needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP LoneStar96

Corruption, powerful storytelling, Mystery, unexpected twist, relationships

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the unexpected is always expected! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything, just like the ending of that film that made someone hard for some reason. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join too, like our annual llama rodeo where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play chess with. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time!

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MommyCraft: Noobs Beware!

social anxiety, ethical dilemma, health and safety concerns, Mold, disability

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character is tasked with dog-sitting in a house filled with black mold, clutter, and even a guinea pig in the kitchen! But wait, there’s more – your family members are all codependent, your mom is using your sister’s disability money for luxury vacations, and your dad is nowhere to be found!

But fear not, because in this server, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos and decide whether to report your family to the Minecraft equivalent of social services. Will you choose to save the day, or will you let the madness continue?

Join now for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience! Who knew dog-sitting could be so entertaining? 😉🐶🏠 #MinecraftMadness

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StruggleCraft – Love Edition

signs of struggle, unspoken problems, StruggleCraft, emotional disconnect, unaddressed issues

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a strict “no freeloading” policy! Join us and watch as your partner finally starts pulling their weight in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, which has been known to turn even the most stubborn players into hopeless romantics. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate while exploring our pixelated world.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying that playing Minecraft with your partner has never been more… interesting.

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