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Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

opinion, discussion, meme, Government, society

Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

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6b6t.org Minecraft server

Minecraft, org, 6b6t, ONLINE, Server

Anarchy without rules, big online, best clone 2b2t

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Slim Laid Minecraft Server

Risky, Minecraft, slim chances, virginity loss, unique experience

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

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Fishtank Live Pre-Season Minecraft SMP #434

fishtank, Live, smp, PreSeason, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL! Join us for Season 3 starting on October 27th (tentative date) for some wild and wacky adventures.

In our last episode, we had a showdown with a giant chicken riding a llama while trying to build a rollercoaster to the moon. And let’s not forget the time we accidentally turned the entire server into flying pigs! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.

So why join Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL? Because where else can you ride a dolphin into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Plus, our m3u playlist is filled with nothing but bangers that will have you dancing while you mine.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at https://www.fishtank.live and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the virtual world, deputy!

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Spy x Family Minecraft Server

duties, missing, little box, family, child

Are you tired of being stuck in a little box like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, on our server, we offer freedom and endless possibilities! Hold hands with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures together. Feel the warmth of your virtual child in your pixelated arms as you build and create in a world that’s truly interlinked. Say goodbye to missing pieces of yourself and join us on this crazy journey where everything is interconnected and absolutely bonkers! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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Ms. Servant Minecraft SMP

quirky, comedy, Kimi wa Meido-sam, Entertainment, humor

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Ms. Servant is back at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! Last week, she accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns and now they’re taking over the server with their rainbow farts.

But that’s not all, this week she’s planning to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava and diamond blocks. Who knows what will happen next? Join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it! Just be prepared for the unexpected and bring your sense of humor because things are about to get wild!

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Pixelated Block Party Minecraft Server

website traffic, search engine optimization, Party, First three words, SEO tools

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, all while being serenaded by a chorus of singing sheep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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Flavorful Ice Cream Minecraft SMP

frozen treat, Ice, dessert, sweet treat, chocolate chip

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a scoop of mint chip ice cream – refreshing, exciting, and full of surprises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground ice cream parlor where you can trade diamonds for scoops of your favorite flavors. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some sweet memories together!

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The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Tragedy, witchcraft, BELIEF, Brit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s practically magical? Well, look no further because our server is so enchanting, even witches are getting in on the action! Join now and you might just uncover some secret spells and potions to level up your gameplay. Just be careful not to anger any villagers or you might end up like those poor souls in Chhattisgarh who were detained for practicing witchcraft. Trust us, this server is so bewitching, you won’t want to leave!

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Game S O U L Minecraft SMP

Clarity, Conclusion, Decision making, decision, determination

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists, insane pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the entire server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, create secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even host a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of this wild and wacky world where anything is possible. Just remember, in this game, s o u l is the name of the game.

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