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Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

4 years, Community, controversial, current events, discussion, DIVISIVE, election, Epic, garrisons, Government, humor, internet forum, leadership, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, President Garrison, r9k, satire, Server, social commentary, society, trump

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

GPSJamminCraft

(PILOT), abort, air traffic control, aircraft, Aviation, Communication, DiSRuPtiON, divert, emergency landing, emergency procedures, Flight, flight diversion, GPS Jamming, GPSJamminCraft, Landings, navigation systems, Safety, safety protocols, SECURITY, Technology, travel

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	464
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2519
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

So, like, imagine you’re flying in Minecraft, right? But then, WHOOPS, your navigation system gets all messed up because of some crazy GPS jamming! And you have to abort not just one, but TWO landings! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in the sky!

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can experience all the thrills and spills of a real-life flight diversion without actually having to, you know, be in a plane. Join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the chaos and land safely in a whole new country!

Plus, rumor has it that the GPS jamming was caused by a group of mischievous creepers who are now wreaking havoc all over the server. Can you stop them before they cause even more chaos? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared griefer in all of Minecraft? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Arctic Lake Gas Emissions

Arctic, Arctic lakes, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate research, deep, Emissions, environmental impact, gas, global warming, greenhouse effect, greenhouse gas emissions, Lake, lake sediment, long-term effects, methane, methane emissions, Overlooked, Permafrost, polar regions, sedimentary deposits, substantial

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

So, get this, on this server, we got substantial and overlooked greenhouse gas emissions coming from deep Arctic lake sediment. I know, it sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a hidden underground lake that’s spewing out all sorts of crazy gases. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

And that’s not all, folks! We also have insane stories about ancient civilizations that used to roam these lands. Rumor has it, they left behind secret temples filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover their mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Mystic Echoes 1.20.2

1.20.2, CANCELLED, Character, Echoes, Forgotten, forgotten actress, forgotten character, forgotten name, forgotten plot, forgotten protagonist, forgotten show, forgotten storyline, forgotten TV show, her name, Memory Loss, Mystery, mystic, Renewal, Second season, series, television, tv show, why no second season

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6558
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, bro, forget about that girl, come join our epic Minecraft server!

We got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us if you want to build a house bigger than Godzilla’s toenail!

We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombies!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Hen-Do Havoc Minecraft Server

advice, AITAH, anniversary, best friends, Bridesmaid, celebration, Counselling, decision, Disappointment, Grief, Guilt, Havoc, hen do, HenDo, husband’s birthday, Itinerary, June 2025, leaving early, Minecraft, Opinions, Server, spain, Support, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Farms Harvested:	239
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring hen dos and birthday dilemmas? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own world of fun and adventure!

On our server, you can celebrate birthdays every day if you want, without any guilt or FOMO. Build a birthday cake castle, throw a virtual party with all your friends, and make your husband feel like the king of the world!

Forget about missing out on the “best day of the itinerary” because every day on our server is the best day ever. Plus, who needs Spain when you can travel to the most epic virtual destinations right from your own home?

So, ditch the real-life drama and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughter, creativity, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more fun than deciding between a hen do and a birthday celebration!

CreeperCousinsBabysit

Babysitting, Bonding, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousins, CreeperCousinsBabysit, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandma, Guilt, holidays, love, MONEY, relationships, responsibilities, Time, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and survive without any crazy grandmas accusing you of stealing their grandchildren? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can babysit virtual baby zombies instead of dealing with real-life family drama. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even tame a virtual grandma who will never accuse you of anything!

Forget splitting half days and dealing with guilt trips – on our server, you can spend all the time you want with your cousins without any interference. Plus, we have special events like “Grandma vs. Babysitter” PvP battles and “Steal the Grandchildren” mini-games.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandma who appreciates your babysitting skills and rewards you with virtual cookies!

KindCraft: Kindness is Key

act of kindness, brightened day, changed day, feel-good moment, Gratitude, heartwarming gesture, key, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness changes everything, kindness in action, kindness is contagious, kindness is powerful, kindness matters, positive impact, Random act of kindness, simple gesture, small act, small gesture, spreading joy, unexpected kindness, uplifting moment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	7789	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our community is filled with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or even throw a surprise party for your virtual birthday!

One time, a player on our server was feeling down after losing all their diamonds in a mining accident. But instead of wallowing in despair, our community came together to organize a diamond hunt that led to a secret treasure trove filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. It was like a Minecraft version of a heist movie, complete with dramatic music and epic chase scenes!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare to have your day completely changed in the most unexpected and delightful ways!

CambodiaCraft: Health Alert Minecraft Server

ALERT, cambodia, CambodiaCraft, China, Covid-19, disease control, Epidemic, flu, global health, health, health alert, health emergency, health warning, hMPV outbreak, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak alert, outbreak response, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, respiratory virus, Server, viral infection, virus outbreak

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this cray cray server that’s hotter than a potato in a volcano? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Cambodia is issuing a health alert on it! That’s right, they’re saying it’s like a flu and Covid-19 combined, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyWars: PeaceQuest

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWars, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, New Year’s message, Peace, peace agreement, peace talks, Peacebuilding, PeaceQuest, Polish president, political stability, regional cooperation, security measures, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	1855
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build peace in ukraine with blocks! polish president is our main builder and he says we gotta end the war with just peace! come help us build a world where everyone is friends and no more fighting, just building! we got crazy events like block building competitions and peace rallies. join now and be a part of the most epic peace movement in minecraft history!

Wolf Tracklist Tyler 1.21.3

1.21.3, 48, awkward, bimmer, Campfire, Colossus, Cowboy, domo23, IFHY, jamba, lone, parking lot, partyisntover, Pigs, Rusty, Slater, tamale, Tracklist, trashwang, treehome95, Tyler, tyler the creator, Wolf

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Animals Bred:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	1060
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy party with wolves, cowboys, and awkward moments galore.

We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.

Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.

IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.

Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!

MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!