garrisons – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server
4 years, Community, controversial, current events, discussion, DIVISIVE, election, Epic, garrisons, Government, humor, internet forum, leadership, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, President Garrison, r9k, satire, Server, social commentary, society, trump
Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

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Nordic Crafters 1.20.6
1.20.6, Acquisition, aggression, Conflict, Conquest, Crafters, denmark, Diplomacy, economic gain, force, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Military, Négotiation, Nordic, power dynamics, profit, Sell, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’re like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except we ain’t selling nothin’! We’re all about takin’ what we want by force, like a bunch of crazy blocky warriors. So if you wanna get in on the action and make some mad profit, you better join us now! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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AnimalLoverMC SMP
animal, Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal facts, animal habitats, animal kingdom, animal lovers, animal species, animal trivia, AnimalLoverMC, cute animals, domestic animals, Favorite, favorite animal, furry friends, Mammals, pet lovers, Pets, smp, wildlife, zoology
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a whole gang of pandas riding on llamas. And not just any llamas, these llamas are wearing diamond armor and shooting lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild, man.
But wait, it gets even better. The whole server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret underground base filled with treasure. And get this, the only way to access the base is by solving riddles written in pig Latin. It’s like a Minecraft version of National Treasure, but with more feathers.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party hosted by a DJ skeleton named Skelly Beats? Yeah, it’s lit.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with a bunch of pandas on laser-shooting llamas? It’s a no-brainer, bro.

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NoFearCraft
Bravery, conquering fears, courage, facing fears, FEARLESS, fearless actions, fearless attitude, fearless choices, fearless living, fearless living challenge, fearless mindset, living boldly, no fear, NoFearCraft, overcoming fear, personal growth, pushing boundaries, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things
Do you ever wonder what you would try if you had no fear? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft server, you can do anything and everything without a care in the world! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? We encourage it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!
Join our server for the ultimate adrenaline rush and the chance to live life on the edge (literally, if you decide to build your house on a cliff). Who needs fear when you have unlimited possibilities and endless fun waiting for you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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KimJongCraftLaborCamps
authoritarian rule, Dictatorship, Divorce, family separation, forced labor, harsh punishments, human rights abuses, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un regime, KimJongCraftLaborCamps, labour camps, marriage laws, North Korea, oppressive regime, political control, social control, totalitarianism
so this server is like if Kim Jong-un was in charge of Minecraft, but instead of sending people to labour camps, he sends divorcing couples! like imagine you and your Minecraft spouse are like “we’re breaking up” and then BOOM you’re in a labour camp mining diamonds for eternity. but don’t worry, the labour camps are actually just really cool dungeons filled with loot and epic boss battles. so come join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being sent to a labour camp by a dictator, but also have a great time playing Minecraft! it’s like a twisted version of The Bachelor meets Hunger Games meets Minecraft. come join now before Kim Jong-un changes his mind and sends everyone to the Nether!

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Casual Minecraft

bedrock, Builders, Casual, collaboration, Community, creativity, design, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersive, java, Legacy, Minecraft, no-frills, Plugins, Seasoned, Skilled, smp, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

Casual Minecraft Server

IP	CasualMinecraft.fun

About

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home. Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock IP: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the Java server using the IP casualminecraft.fun or the Bedrock server using play.casualminecraft.fun with port 19132.
Is proximity chat mandatory?	No, proximity chat is optional for those who enjoy that extra level of immersion.
Can I apply to be a builder?	Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50-300 blocks from spawn) on the server. Join the Discord to get started.

Vast Crafters Union 1.21
Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Crafters, ducks, indie vtuber community, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, OC material, tiermaker, Twitch Partners, union, upcoming birthdays, vast, VOD archival, vtuber clips, vtuber community, vtuber discussions, VTuber fans, Vtuber Streaming, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent
Yo, bruh, you wanna join this lit Minecraft server that’s basically like finding the rarest Scrunglies in the game? It’s like a treasure hunt for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more, but we also welcome those 499view oshi peeps because we’re all about inclusivity and stuff.
We got a bunch of cool streamers like Veda, Sinder, Nihmune, and more killing it on Twitch. Plus, we got non-English streamers like Orkpod, KSPKSP, and tororo_vtuber bringing the heat in Russian, Chinese, and Japanese.
And get this, we’re all about the chuubas who aren’t tied down by corporate nonsense. It’s all about the independent vibes, baby!
Check out our sick Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some random fun. Oh, and don’t forget to peep our Chuuba Birthday Calendar because we celebrate our faves like Naiyospede, Milky, and Oliviamonroe.
So, come join the madness, build some epic structures, and vibe with the craziest crew in the Minecraft universe. Let’s get those Scrunglies, baby!

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AlcoholCraft SMP – Why tho?
alcohol, AlcoholCraft, Bonding, celebration, coping mechanism, culture, enjoyment, Escape, Happiness, indulgence, Moderation, mood enhancement, partying, peer pressure, Relaxation, self-medication, smp, socializing, stress relief, Taste, tho, tradition, unwind
Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously. So like, imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just wanna give you hugs, like what even is that? And the pigs fly around with jetpacks, I swear it’s true.
But the best part is the parties we have on the server, like every night is a rave with all the villagers and animals getting down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on the alcohol, like why do you enjoy alcohol? Because on this server, we have the dankest brews made from enchanted wheat and fermented spider eyes, it’s lit.
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off, then you gotta come hang with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a blast!

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SpouseCraft: My Person 💖
adorable, affectionate, Bond, Connection, cute, Details, endearing, INTIMATE, love, Marriage, partner, person, QUIRKS, relationship, Significant Other, soulmate, Special, Specific, Spouse, SpouseCraft, Unique
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server and discover the secret underground society of dancing pigs who have perfected the art of the moonwalk. Yes, you read that right – pigs who can dance better than most players!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens who lay diamond eggs. Forget about mining for hours on end, just hang out with these clucky companions and watch the diamonds roll in.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden village populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of stand-up comedy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a llama tell a knock-knock joke.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old mining when you can hang out with dancing pigs, diamond-laying chickens, and joke-telling llamas? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
arrested, arrested man, custody, custody death, Dead, discrimination, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ travel agency, man, Minecraft, RainbowCraft, russia, Russian, russian man, Server, tragic, travel agency, violence
so, like, u know how some people are just, like, super cray cray? well, this server is like that but in a good way. we got rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret club for llamas who can do the macarena.
join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.

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NorwayCraft737
air travel, aircraft, Airline, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), boeing, Boeing 737-800, emergency landing, emergency situation, Flight, flight delay, norway, Norway news, NorwayCraft737, Norwegian airport, passenger safety, plane incident, Plane landing, plane maintenance, Transportation, travel
So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even airplanes are landing there? Well, this server is so epic that a Boeing 737-800 had to make an emergency landing in Norway just to get a piece of the action! Imagine building your blocky empire while planes fly overhead, it’s like real life meets Minecraft, but way crazier! Join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server on the planet, where even the skies can’t resist the fun!

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