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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6718 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 157 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1011 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.
so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.
and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.
so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.
