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Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

bold, Carefree, CONFIDENT, Fun, getting drunk, good time, Having Fun, Individuality, meeting girls, meeting guys, Minecraft, nightlife, outspoken, partying, Personality, rebel, Scoremans, Scoresman, Self-expression, Server, socializing, Unapologetic, Wild

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	126	Crops Grown:	1864
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

BootyCraft, Kevin Nash Rape Assault Sexual violence Trauma Black men Detroit Ninety-two Horrifying Helpless Justice Crying Suffering Pain Humiliation Brutality Survival Resilience Recovery Awareness, kevin’s, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Items Found:	4283
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Enchantments Applied:	162	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4524	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyFamilyDrama

Abuse, BELIEF, BlockyFamilyDrama, blood family, Boundaries, Cheating, Court, Evidence, family, forgiveness, GOD, Harassment, healing, love, Manipulation, parental rights, rejection, sibling, step dad, Support, Trauma

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ores Mined:	4706
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, CHANGE, Childhood, Collectibles, Competition, consumerism, Cool, creativity, Disappointment, incentives, Kids, Marketing, Nostalgia, packaging, Prizes, profit, promotions, regulations, Toys, trends

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Enchantments Applied:	131
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	1783	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

104.234.224.212:25729

ArcticChill Minecraft Server

ArcticChill, bitter cold, bone-chilling, bundle up, chilly, cold, cold snap, cold weather, Freezing, Frigid, Frostbite, frosty, Harsh, help needed, hypothermia, ICY, Minecraft, Server, Shivering, subzero temperatures, Winter, winter blues, winter chill

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Votes:	4099
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1635

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

100 meters, achievement, athletic accomplishment, Athletics, CraftyTime, fast runner, German athlete, GROUNDBREAKING, historical moment, History, milestone, Minecraft, record-breaking, Running, Server, SPEED, speed record, sports, sprinting, track and field, track history, travel, under 10 seconds, World record

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Mines Excavated:	3966	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	2832	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crops Grown:	6937
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Farms Harvested:	347
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

JunkDrawerCraft

cleaning up, clutter, decluttering, hoarding tendencies, home organization, household items, junk collection, junk drawer, junk drawer essentials, JunkDrawerCraft, knick knacks, messy drawer, Minimalism, miscellaneous items, odds and ends, organization, organizing chaos, random objects, sorting through junk, storage solutions, tidying up

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?