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RageCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, anger, challenge, Competitive Gaming, concentration, coping mechanisms, Entertainment, Frustration, Gaming, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Puzzle Games, RAGE, Ragecraft, Relaxation, Server, strategy, stress relief, Tetris 99, video games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1430	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always falling and the rage is always rising! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you try to survive in a world where everything is made out of Tetris blocks.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may find yourself screaming into the void at any misfortune that comes your way. Maybe you’ll accidentally build a tower that topples over and crushes you, or perhaps you’ll get stuck in a never-ending loop of falling blocks.

But fear not, for the madness is what makes this server so addicting. Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of Tetris in a whole new way, and who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Tetris master. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

TimeTechMinecraftSMP

analog watches, digital watches, electronic devices, fashion accessories, Gadgets, innovation, modern technology, smart technology, smartwatches, tech accessories, Technology, Time management, time tracking devices, timekeeping devices, timepieces, TimeTechMinecraftSMP, Watches, wearable devices, wearable technology, wristwatches

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are watches technology? Of course they are, just like how joining our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate technological advancement for your gaming experience! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of the Chicken King. But beware, for the pickaxe is guarded by a horde of dancing creepers who only move to the beat of disco music. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky. So come join us and embark on the wildest, most technologically advanced Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoFamNoNumCraft

adulting, alone, anger, Belittled, Boundaries, career, college educated, Conflict, Emotional Abuse, family, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, moving forward, neglect, NoFamNoNumCraft, Peace, ridicule, self-care, Siblings, unsupportive, Wedding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being the black sheep of your family? Do you want to escape the drama and find a new home where you can thrive? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a supportive community like no other. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave behind the negativity of your past.

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create a new story for yourself. Say goodbye to unsupportive family members and hello to a group of players who will always have your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the healing begin. Who needs a family when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s block out the haters and build a brighter future together!

OP Potion Co.

effective product, exceeding expectations, exceeding standards, exceptional performance, high performing product, high quality product, impressive product, impressive results, outstanding performance, overachieving product, Potion, product that works too well, surpassing expectations, surprising effectiveness, surprisingly effective, surprisingly efficient, surprisingly powerful, top performing item, top rated product, unexpectedly effective, unexpectedly good

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything works so well, it’s almost suspicious. Like, you try to mine some diamonds and BAM, you’ve got a full set of diamond armor in seconds. You build a simple house and suddenly it’s a mansion with a pool and a hot tub. This server is like the genie of Minecraft servers, granting all your wildest building dreams with just a flick of your pickaxe. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft power trip and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom!

CraftyCommiesMC

alleged ties, China, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomatic, economic impact, firms, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international law, international relations, Military, opposition, political tensions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, US sanctions, war efforts

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold we find, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. plus, we have a special event every friday where we reenact famous historical battles using only chickens and TNT. come join us and stick it to the man like china sticking it to the US sanctions!

Decaul’s Soggy Meatballs Place: Serving Mediocre Pizza, Not World-Class Burgers! Beta 1.21

Beta, beta server, BURGERS, collaboration, Community, Custom Enchants, Decauls, Essentials, fresh world, Impact, Items, Journey, like-minded, meatballs, mediocre, multiplayer, new community, pizza, Place, Plugin, Potential, Quests, Server, serving, setting up, smp, Soggy, Survival, Vanilla Experience, worldclass

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Welcome to Decaul’s SMP

IP: decaul.space

A fresh world awaits you – started 23 Aug. We are a new community looking for like-minded people to collaborate with!

In beta, we are still setting up the server, which makes it perfect to start. You will have an impact on what we add to the server. At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but there is potential to diverge from your vanilla experience with custom enchants, items, quests we are open to it all, it is all dependent on the community desires.

Join us now, and be the first to embark on this journey alongside us!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the IP decaul.space in your Minecraft client.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, the server is in beta and we are continuously working on improving it with feedback from the community.
What plugins are currently available on the server?	At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but we are open to adding custom enchants, items, and quests based on community input.
Can I suggest ideas for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for improving the server.

AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

abortion ban, AbortionCraft, democratic party, election, Government, Healthcare, kamala harris, Minecraft, Misinformation, policy, Politics, presidential race, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, republican party, Rumors, Server, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4514	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Secret Passages Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

1 dollar, 1CraftLand, affordable items, affordable living, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly options, cheap products, cost-effective buys, dollar store finds, economic choices, everyday essentials, frugal living, inexpensive purchases, low cost living, money saving tips, one dollar deals, pocket-friendly items, small purchases, thrifty shopping, value for money

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!