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HolyCraft SMP: Islam is a Christian Heresy

BELIEF, Christian, Christianity, FAITH, HERESY, Holycraft, Islam, Islamic beliefs, monotheism, Religion, religious comparison, religious conflict, religious controversy, religious doctrine, religious extremism, religious history, religious interpretation, religious sects, religious teachings., religious tolerance, smp, theological debate

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	New Chunks Explored:	529629
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Animals Bred:	83
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the virtual world! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Rumor has it they have a llama leader named Carl who wears a top hat and monocle. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

But that’s not all! We also have a faction of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly squawking about their rights. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a group of villagers who have started a cult dedicated to turning everything into cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Everywhere. It’s both delicious and slightly terrifying.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Carl the llama.

JobHunters Minecraft Server

husband feeling anxious, husband feeling fatigued, husband feeling overwhelmed, husband feeling sick, husband feeling ungrateful, husband wants more sleep, husband wants wife to get a job, husband wants wife to have a schedule, husband wants wife to help with bills, husband wants wife to spend time with child, husband wants wife to work out, husband wants wife to work part time, husband working 70 hours a week, husband working long hours, JobHunters, Minecraft, Server, wife believes taking care of home is enough, wife mad at husband, wife not working, wife photographer, wife wants to be stay at home wife

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	2786	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Potions Brewed:	107	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for an escape from the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your lazy spouse!

Imagine a world where you can work on your construction skills without working 70 hours a week. Our server offers a stress-free environment where you can relax, have fun, and actually get more than 5 hours of sleep a night.

No more arguments about who should be working and who should be staying at home. On our server, everyone pitches in to create a harmonious community. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful spouses who think taking care of the house is a full-time job.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server!

NoNeighborNoEntryCraft

aita, apartment block, back door, Buzzer, Concierge, Dark, dog, Doorman, front door key, ignoring, late night, Movie, Neighbour, night time, NoNeighborNoEntryCraft, ranting, shady area, Tenant, treating, windows

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this neighbor drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being a doorman in a virtual world. Knock on doors, buzz buzz buzz, and let your friends in (or not, we won’t judge).

But beware, just like in real life, there are consequences for not carrying your virtual key. Get ready for some intense door-knocking action and maybe even some angry rants from your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have this level of drama in Minecraft?

So come on in (with your key in hand) and join the fun! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will treat you like their virtual concierge. It’s a wild world out there, but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

MissileCraft Server

air defence, Defense, defense budget, defense contract, defense industry, defense investment, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, defense technology, defense upgrade, eastern europe, Military, missile deal, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, national security, nato, Romania, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, so like, imagine you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and mining for diamonds, right? And then BOOM, outta nowhere, Romania comes in with their $592 million missile deal and escalates their air defense capacity. Like, what even is happening?! But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from any missile attacks ’cause we got the best defense in town. Plus, you’ll get to witness some epic battles between creepers and villagers that’ll make your head spin. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the craziest one out there!

RailwayRushCraft

Cargo, Crisis, crisis response, economic impact, Economy, freight, freight transportation, global supply chain, international trade, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, railway industry, RailwayRushCraft, Red Sea crisis, russia, Russian economy, Russian railway, shipping, Surge, Trade, Transportation

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Alien Abductions:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have a red sea crisis that drives a surge in russian railway freight. why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and excitement? hop on board and help us navigate through this wacky world where anything can happen. build your own railway empire and watch as the red sea crisis unfolds right before your eyes. trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

WiseCraft: Global Wisdom Hub

characteristics, continents, Countries, Cross-cultural, culturally diverse, Cultures, Daily Life, Empathy, feelings, Global, Hub, Insightful, logical, Perception, perceptions, political leadership, reflective, Science, Understanding, wisdom, Wise, Wisecraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	4339	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! We’re talking wise like a wizard, wise like a grandpa with a long beard, wise like a cat that always lands on its feet. People from 12 countries and 5 continents have joined our server and they all agree – this is the place to be if you want to level up your wisdom game.

Our players are so wise, they can outsmart any creeper, outbuild any castle, and outmine any diamond. They’re like the Gandalfs of Minecraft, the Yodas of block-building, the Einsteins of pixelated worlds. And hey, if you join our server, you’ll be wise too! You’ll be making big brain plays, thinking deep thoughts, and considering other players’ feelings while you’re at it.

So come on, join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got wisdom? Who needs enchanted gear when you’ve got a big brain? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wisest player in all of blocky land!

Survivor’s Java Jive: Not Quite Vanilla, Definitely Not Decaf (1.21.1)

1.21.1, Address, admins, commands, Community, Custom, decaf, Discord, Essentials, Griefprevention, HACKING, Handmade, java, Jive, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, Protections, rules, Server, smp, survivors, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	9818
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Java Survival SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Java Survival SMP
Description	A multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience, with moderators and admins playing alongside the community without using commands for personal gain.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ

What sets Java Survival apart from other Minecraft servers?

Java Survival uses custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel compared to servers using common plugins like Essentials or GriefPrevention.

What are the server rules?

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Players are expected to maintain a certain level of decorum in their language.
No politics or other controversial topics	Discussions on controversial topics are discouraged to maintain a positive environment.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Fair gameplay is enforced to ensure a level playing field for all players.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect others’ builds and avoid causing intentional damage.
Do not build too close to other players	Give players ample space by avoiding building too close to their territory.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Kindness and respect towards fellow players is an essential part of the community.
No advertising	Promotion of external servers or services is prohibited.

LeafyJewMD Minecraft Server

Astra vaccine, Canada, family doctor, Healthcare, heart problems, highest taxes, J&J vaccine, Jew cap, Jew doctor, Jew government, leaf, LeafyJewMD, mexico, Minecraft, rope, Server, socialized healthcare, surgeon consultation, Terrorist, travelling ban, vaccination, work ban, Young men

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	144	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4906
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server, where the only prescription is pure chaos! Join us and escape the clutches of evil doctors trying to force you into questionable vaccines. Our server is a safe haven for all non-vaxxies, where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being labeled a terrorist. Plus, we have a special “Rope or Mexico” event where you can choose your own adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

RaoraRage in Minecraft SMP

banter, Communication, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, flirtatious, Friends, Fun, Happy, humor, Interaction, joking, Laughter, lighthearted, Minecraft, Mischievous, playful, RaoraRage, relationship, smiling, smp, Stop it Raora, teasing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! But beware, because the evil Raora lurks in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a dance-off at any moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BdayDinnerSansSibs

adoption, BdayDinnerSansSibs, Birthday, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, EMBARRASSMENT, emotions, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Jealousy, parenting, relationships, self-pity, Siblings, siblings rivalry, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Star Shards Collected:	73
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Potions Brewed:	73	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your family drama and be the star of the show? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win epic battles and brag about it without anyone telling you to stop!

We understand the struggle of feeling left out in your own family, that’s why we welcome all players who just want to feel special. No therapy sessions needed here, just pure fun and excitement!

Imagine a world where you are the center of attention, where your victories are celebrated and your skills are admired. That’s the kind of family bonding we offer on our server – where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Let’s make some memories together, because in this world, you are the star!