gang beasts funneh Minecraft Servers

gang beasts funneh Minecraft Servers

  • DadNoiseMimic Minecraft Server

    DadNoiseMimic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 1645
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Votes: 8616
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

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    Are you tired of listening to your dad’s symphony of bodily noises every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds and the satisfying clinks of mining blocks!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from slurping, munching, and gurgling sounds. No more coordinating rebellious actions with your sister just to cope with your dad’s noises – here, you can focus on creating the ultimate Minecraft masterpiece!

    So come join us and leave the bodily noises behind. Build, explore, and craft your way to a noise-free paradise on our server – because who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DumpedBrotherDeservedIt

    DumpedBrotherDeservedIt
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 1258
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Emeralds Found: 6825
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Evil Twin Fights: 2

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    Hey gamers, I’m a 15 year old Minecraft enthusiast, and let me tell you, this week has been wild. My virtual dog, Romeo, tragically passed away in-game a few days ago. He wasn’t just a pet, he was my loyal companion and the best mining buddy a player could ask for. I didn’t think losing a pixelated pooch would hit me this hard, but here we are.

    Now, here’s the tea. My older brother (20M) is the ultimate Minecraft pro, always flexing his diamond armor and bragging about his redstone creations. But he also has a bad habit of griefing my builds and stealing my loot. We’ve never been the best of allies, he thinks I’m too noobish, and I think he’s a bit of a blockhead. So when Romeo passed away, I thought maybe he’d understand my pain. I mean, even if he didn’t care about my virtual dog, he could’ve at least respected my grief, right? Wrong.

    Yesterday, I was mining in my virtual living room, reminiscing about the good times with Romeo, and tbh I was shedding some virtual tears. I thought I was alone in the server. Then my brother logged in, took one look at me, and started laughing like a Minecraft villain (think Herobrine vibes). He said things like: “you really crying over a virtual dog?” and “man up, it’s just a bunch of pixels.”

    I tried to ignore him at first and asked him to stop griefing me, but that just seemed to make him more of a troll. He kept going, saying things like, “What’s next? You gonna build a shrine for him?” and even pretended to cry in a mocking way with his pixelated avatar.

    I don’t know what came over me, but I snapped. I was hurt, angry, and just so fed up with his trolling. I remembered that not long ago, his favorite Minecraft server had shut down, and he’d been sulking ever since. So I looked him dead in the pixelated eyes and said, “at least my ‘just a bunch of pixels’ loved me, your server clearly didn’t love you enough to stay alive.”

    He froze, completely silent. Then his character went red with embarrassment, and he rage-quit the server without saying a word.

    Later on, our Minecraft parents heard about the drama (thanks to him, of course) and told me I was out of line. They said I should apologize because what I said was harsh. But here’s the thing, I don’t feel like I owe him an apology. He griefed me while I was grieving, dismissed my virtual feelings, and only stopped when I hit him where it hurt in the virtual world.

    Now our Minecraft parents are pressuring me to “make things right” with him, but I don’t see why I should have to apologize when he was the one who started griefing me first. So, fellow gamers, AITA (Am I The Avatar)? Join our server for more drama, griefing, and epic showdowns!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DayMakerMC SMP

    DayMakerMC SMP
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 319
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 222 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 12

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also creepers and zombies. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

    You gotta join this server because there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a giant trampoline made of slime blocks, so you can bounce around like a kangaroo on steroids. And every full moon, a pack of wild wolves will lead you on a treasure hunt for enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBlunders

    BlockyBlunders
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1643
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building a castle made entirely of cheese, and fighting off hordes of evil chickens armed with diamond swords.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure hunts where you can win real-life diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most ridiculous creations you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of flying llamas at your command. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll die from falling into a pit of lava.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RomanianRightMC Server

    RomanianRightMC Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 5553
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Farms Harvested: 572
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

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    so, like, u know how romanian far-right presidential dude was all like “i wanna be prez” but then the european court was like “nah fam, u aint gettin that seat”? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where u can build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own pixelated empire, then u gotta join this server! we got crazy events like zombie apocalypses and giant chicken invasions, plus u can ride on llamas and shoot fireworks out of ur butt (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). so come join us and leave all that political mess behind, cuz in this server, u can be king (or queen) of ur own world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieRightsMC

    ZombieRightsMC
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7752
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Animals Bred: 29 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 74 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

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    come join our minecraft server where even dead disabled girls have the same rights as unimpaired people!! like, how crazy is that?? we got zombies with wheelchairs zooming around and skeletons with hearing aids listening to music! it’s a wild ride, man. plus, our admin is a talking parrot who can recite Shakespeare backwards. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Leukemia Slayer’s Realm

    Leukemia Slayer’s Realm
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 9773
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, dude! You gotta join because, like, we have magical powers that can make your Minecraft character, like, super strong and invincible.

    Like, one time, this player was being chased by, like, a million creepers, but then they used our special potion and, like, all the creepers turned into cute little bunnies. It was, like, hilarious!

    Also, our server has been proven by, like, scientists to have healing properties. Like, this one player had a bad case of Minecraft-itis, but after playing on our server for, like, a week, they were totally cured. It’s like, better than any medicine out there, dude.

    So, like, come join our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or, like, become the ruler of the Minecraft universe. It’s, like, totally epic, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Spectre SMP

    Spectre SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 9919
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

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    Spectre SMP Overview

    Server Type Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
    Focus Communal spirit, collaboration, and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What do we offer? Spectre SMP offers a communal and collaborative space for friends to play Minecraft together. Players are encouraged to work on events, projects, and creations.
    What are we looking for? We are looking for builders, redstoners, active community members, and creative minds who are dedicated to creating a fun environment on the server.
    Server specifications and mods The server runs on Fabric 1.21.4 and is hosted in Europe. It includes performance mods, minor recipe changes for building, faster minecarts, Simple Voice Chat, /nick for nicknames, FSit, ArmorPoser Mod, and Discord-to-Minecraft link.

    If you’re interested in joining, please visit our Discord server and send us an application.

    For more information, you can also check out our Imgur album.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime Fuel Station 1.20.4

    Anime Fuel Station 1.20.4
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 2861
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 106 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual food court for your eyes while you’re chowing down in real life! Imagine building a giant pizza castle while munching on some nachos, it’s like a culinary adventure in pixel form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to show off their epic builds while snacking on some delicious treats? It’s a feast for the senses, man, you’ll never look at food the same way again! Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BillsBegone Minecraft Server

    BillsBegone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 738
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4889
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop!

    Join us and escape the real world drama of messy housemates and bill disputes. Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about someone not pulling their weight.

    We promise no one will come into your virtual house and refuse to pay their share of the virtual bills. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

    So come join us and leave the real world problems behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Plus, we have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers can uncover. Are you up for the challenge?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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