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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1607 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 225 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.