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Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we worship the holy blocks and build glorious churches in the name of Notch! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bible and slay the evil Creepers in the name of righteousness.

Our server is filled with lore and stories of brave warriors who fought against the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a prayer. Dive into our /holy/ OC Lore and uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, or participate in our Art Collabs to create masterpieces worthy of hanging in the halls of our pixelated cathedrals.

But beware, for there are heretics among us who seek to destroy our sacred world with their blasphemous TNT cannons and lava traps. Will you stand with us against the forces of darkness, or will you be tempted by the forbidden fruits of griefing and trolling?

Join us on this epic journey of faith and blocky adventures, where every block you place is a prayer to the mighty Notch himself. Praise the blocks and may your pickaxe never break!

HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magic Items Found:	5817
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mines Excavated:	3768
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of arguments about housework ruining your Minecraft gaming time? Well, look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience where you can build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

We promise that no one will storm out of the virtual room and leave you alone with a virtual toddler who needs to be tube-fed every 3 hours. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on your virtual creations without worrying about your virtual husband falling asleep in your virtual bed.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Who needs keys and phones in the lounge when you have diamonds and redstone in Minecraft? Let’s build a world where arguments are a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

HomeFunCraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Animals Bred:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	7353
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle giant chickens for epic loot. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster made of TNT – you never know what’s going to happen next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dance clubs, llama racing tracks, and a skydiving competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So if you’re ready to throw out the rulebook and embrace the chaos, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of pants, just in case.

BlockyTurnOns

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9897
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Buildings Constructed:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	5123
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Buildings Constructed:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5515

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

aging parents, Aging population, alzheimer’s, assisted living, care management, caregiver responsibilities, caregiver role, caregiver stress, caregiver support, dementia care, elder care, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, home health care, Long Term Care, memory care facility, Minecraft, MommaOuttaHere, parental care, senior communities, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

SecretSMPShame

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!