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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4198 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 936267 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 167 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
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