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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7408 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!