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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6238 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
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