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  • Excuse-Free Minecraft Server

    Excuse-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 8619
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Votes: 2588 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Animals Bred: 22 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Zombie Dances: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Metal Gear Online on steroids! Imagine sneaking around in the world of Minecraft, trying to avoid creepers and zombies while completing top-secret missions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of espionage and sabotage like never before. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, including a grappling hook that lets you swing through the trees like Tarzan and a jetpack that lets you soar through the sky like Iron Man.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base where players can team up to take down evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the Thunderdome arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Metal Gear Online in the world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 1692
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

    What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 7202
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Enchantments Applied: 68
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tiny-MC.org

    Tiny-MC.org
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7574
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

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    Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

    tiny-mc.org

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  • M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

    M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2633
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

    Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 3045
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Enchantments Applied: 140
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

    So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MWorld.ru Minecraft server

    MWorld.ru Minecraft server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 8981
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 867 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

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    Come join our server!

    We’re having fun!

    mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

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  • Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

    Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 7012
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Farms Harvested: 514
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Alien Abductions: 2

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    Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

    3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

    TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3699
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2245
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Void Armor Forged: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

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  • hardrockskyblock

    hardrockskyblock
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 2668
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 221
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

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  • Loyal Trump Reward Minecraft Server

    Loyal Trump Reward Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2877
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Alien Abductions: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where loyalty actually pays off? Look no further than our server, where even Trump himself would be jealous of the rewards we give to our most loyal players! We don’t surround ourselves with “former enemies” like the establishment GOP, we surround ourselves with diamonds and emeralds! Join us and watch as your loyalty is rewarded with epic loot, exclusive perks, and maybe even a virtual high five from Notch himself. Don’t let Trump’s behavior bring you down, come join us and see what true loyalty looks like in the world of Minecraft!

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