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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 443 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.