Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).
Join our server and become part of our exclusive “Regretful Buyers Club” where we share hilarious stories of our worst purchases. From accidentally buying a stack of dirt for 100 diamonds to trading a prized diamond pickaxe for a measly carrot, we’ve all been there and we’re here to laugh about it together.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a collection of ridiculous purchases that will have everyone on the server rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t regret it (pun intended)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from all corners of the virtual world just to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you find the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic quest for the Diamond Chicken!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Troll Bridge, where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face being tossed into a pit of lava. It’s a real hoot, let me tell ya! So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? The possibilities are endless!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Refine McMMO skills, fight in wars, gain Geopolitical power, conquer territories, earn wealth and Custom Enchants. |
| Geopolitics | Conquer resources camps to expand your nation’s resources and territories. |
| Plugins | Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, CrazyEnchants. |
To join, you must first join the Discord server and request whitelist. Visit #info-new-players for IP and starter information. A staffer will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing!
Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn
Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
A: Yes, you can create your own nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks. Alternatively, you can join a nation that is already created.
A: Resources camps can be conquered to become your nation’s income source for geopolitical expansion. Contact staff for more information and support.
A: Join the Discord server, request whitelist, follow the instructions in #info-new-players, receive a beginner kit from a staffer, and start playing!
Join us for the “keep rollin rollin rollin edition” where we promise to keep you rolling with excitement! Our official client update in July 2024 will blow your mind, with features you never knew you needed.
But wait, there’s more! We have the Deadman: Armageddon & While Guthix Sleeps updates that will have you on the edge of your block.
And if that’s not enough, our Poll 82 – Minigame Makeover will have you laughing and crying with joy at the same time.
Not sure what to do on our server? Don’t worry, we have quests and diaries to keep you entertained for hours on end.
Join our server now and become part of the crazy community where we communicate through fart cc chat channel. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and witness the epic battle of the Chicken Army vs the Creeper Coalition as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens lay siege to the Creeper Castle or will the creepers blow them all to smithereens? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Mafia, who control the black market for enchanted items and rare resources. Will you dare to challenge their authority and steal from their vaults? Or will you join forces with them and become a powerful player in the criminal underworld of Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and players can ride on the backs of ender dragons! It’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
Just like this poor soul who has been burdened with raising their siblings, you’ll find yourself in crazy situations that will make you question your sanity. From changing diapers to dealing with nightmares, you’ll experience it all on our server.
But don’t worry, we won’t make you raise any virtual babies. Instead, you’ll have the freedom to explore, build, and survive in a world where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to convince your virtual parents to put a baby up for adoption!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation even more outrageous than this poor soul’s sibling saga.