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Autism Brain Blocks Server

autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, blocks, Brain, brain development, brain structure, children, cognitive differences, density, developmental disorders, Differences, Medical research, neurodevelopment, neurodiversity, neuroimaging, neurological differences, neurology, neurons, sensory processing, Server, social communication, study, University of Rochester Medical Center

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	266010
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5382	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	102
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Animals Bred:	69	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	721	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

best decision, BestDeciMinecraftSMP, career path, decision making process, education, fulfillment, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal growth, positive outcomes, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, success

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6615	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#classified information, best kept secret, confidential information, confidential websites, covert online activities, CraftyCreeperz, exclusive online content, hidden gems, hidden online gems, hidden online world, hidden treasures, internet, internet secrets, online mysteries, secret online communities, secretive websites, top secret online, undercover online, undercover websites, undiscovered gems, unknown websites

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

cognitive distortion., Craft, inner critic, inner monologue, inner voice, introspection, mental health, monologue, negative thoughts, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-analysis, self-aware, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, unreliable, unreliable narrator

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	New Chunks Explored:	719137
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

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Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

animal, animal characters, Animal Vtuber, Anthropomorphic, Babes, cross-species romance, Digital Content Creation, Digital Ethics, ethical concerns, FANTASY, Human, hybrid beings, interspecies relationships, Minecraft, online communities, role playing, Server, Social Interaction, Technology, virtual avatars, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mines Excavated:	4100
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	3591	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).