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StoveBurnerCraft

Appliance, Chef, Cooking, cooking appliance, cooking equipment, Culinary, culinary arts, favourite burner, Flame, Food, Heat, home, household appliance, kitchen, kitchen appliance, kitchen essentials, Kitchen Tools, kitchenware, Stove, stove burner, StoveBurnerCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5120	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	7050	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where we have a burner for every player!!! no more fighting over who gets to cook their porkchops first, cuz we got u covered with individual burners for everyone!!!

we also have a secret underground lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies for good luck in battle. trust us, it works every time.

if u join our server, u will also get a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs. yep, u heard that right. DIAMOND EGGS.

and if u ever get lost in the wilderness, just type /summon helicopter and a helicopter will appear to take u back to safety. no more getting lost and crying for help in the chat.

so come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft adventure of ur life!!! trust us, u won’t regret it.

LymphNodeCraft: Cancer Cure Quest

artificial lymph node, biomedical engineering, Cancer, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cure, human cells, immune response, immunotherapy, innovation, lymph node transplant, lymphatic system, LymphNodeCraft, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, Mice, oncology, Quest, researchers, study, tumor growth, tumor treatment

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

so, like, imagine if you could join this epic minecraft server where we have, like, artificial lymph nodes that can, like, totally cure cancer in mice and humans! like, how crazy is that?! join us and you’ll be, like, saving lives while building epic structures and battling zombies. plus, our server has, like, magical potions that can make you fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

RoyaltyRealms SMP

117survival, 3D Models, Antigrief, artwork, Buycraft, Character customization, Claiming, Cosmetic Items, custom textures, decorations, Discord.gg/royaltyrealms, Economy, Events, Fun, furniture models, Griefprevention, Landclaiming, Latest Version, Levels, MCMMO, Minecraft, models, play.royaltyrealms.com, Playershop, Playershops, Playerwarps, Quest, Quests, Ranks, RoyaltyRealms, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Skills, smp, Survival, UIs, Updates, Voting

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Void Gems Collected:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	894508
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

RoyaltyRealms

RoyaltyRealms is a semi-vanilla Minecraft vanilla server. We always strive to be on the latest version of Minecraft so that our players can enjoy new Minecraft updates. We offer custom textures, models, and UIs to make our server different. All artwork and 3d models are custom and specifically for this server. RoyaltyRealms gives players the ability to decorate their homes/builds with furniture models. Players may also customize their Minecraft character with cosmetic items. Join us for a fun adventure on RoyaltyRealms.

Connect at: play.royaltyrealms.com

Join our Discord: Discord.gg/royaltyrealms

play.royaltyrealms.com

Akoot&Co: Where the only thing square is the blocks! 1.20.4 Semi-Vanilla, No Map Resets

1.20.4, Adventure, AkootampCo, Bedrock Support, blocks, Brewery, Chill, Community, Custom Titles, Discord integration, Keepinventory, Lore, Map, Minimal Lag, Nations, Player bases, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, SMP-like, Square, Text Formatting, Thoughtful Features, Timed Ranks, unlimited homes, World Map

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10


Features:
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map (dynmap)
Bedrock support (Geyser)
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, we offer unlimited homes for players.
Do you support Bedrock Edition?	Yes, we have Bedrock support using Geyser.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server with integration for Minecraft.
Are there timed ranks and custom titles?	Yes, we offer timed ranks and custom titles for players.

IRLcraft Minecraft Server

Cum, Curiosity, digital age, ethical boundaries, ethical implications, fantasy fulfillment, first load, hidden desires, IRL, IRLcraft, leaked pics, leaked vids, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, personal connections, privacy concerns, rape fantasies, Server, slutty, social media, taboo fantasies, voyeurism

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Ever wanted to see your friend’s leaked pics and videos while playing Minecraft? Or maybe you’re curious about how many people have rape fantasies? Join us and find out! Who knows, you might even shoot your first load just by looking at her! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

America’s King, Champion, creator, Darkness, Dawn, destroyer, eagle, Eagle Lord, Eldercraft, GOD, Hero, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Hope, Humanity’s Last Hope, King, Light, Master, Minecraft, Overlord, Peace, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, scholar, Server, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix, uniter

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Farms Harvested:	511	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	9842
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become anything from The Elder Scholar to the Heroic Champion of the Dawn! Join us and be Humanity’s Last Hope against the evil mobs that threaten our pixelated world.

Are you ready to become the Right Hand of God and smite your enemies with divine powers? Or maybe you want to be The Phoenix, rising from the ashes every time you fall in battle.

Join us and be the Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land. Or take on the role of America’s King and rule over your own blocky kingdom.

But beware, for there are those who seek to bring chaos and destruction. Will you be The Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path? Or will you be The Creator, building magnificent structures that will stand the test of time?

Become the Overlord and command an army of minions to do your bidding. Or be The Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in friendship and cooperation.

Fly high as the Eagle Lord, soaring through the skies and surveying your domain. Or become The Master, mastering every aspect of the game and leaving your rivals in awe.

No matter what role you choose, you will be a true Minecraft legend on our server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

BdayBashMC Server

30th birthday, BdayBashMC, big birthday, Birthday Party, Catering, celebration, college friend, different priorities, Disappointment, Effort, exhaustion, miscarriage, morning sickness, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Selfishness, Server, Support, Surprise party, tiring, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of selfish husbands who don’t appreciate the effort you put into their birthdays? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a giant cake for your husband’s birthday without even breaking a sweat. And guess what? He’ll love it no matter what because, let’s face it, it’s a virtual cake!

Forget about morning sickness and exhausting parties, on our server, you can throw the biggest surprise birthday bash for your husband with just a few clicks. Plus, there’s no need to keep your pregnancy a secret – virtual babies don’t need to be hidden until they’re four months old!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your virtual husband will surprise you with a party that will put your real-life celebrations to shame!

SassySiblingsMC

Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, coping with loss, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, government assistance, Home ownership, Inheritance, Jealousy, parenting, personal boundaries, SassySiblingsMC, sibling rivalry, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family gatherings and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, complete with pools and additions for your virtual children. No jealous sisters or judgmental mothers allowed here – only fun and creativity!

Forget therapy sessions, on our server you can let out your frustrations by building and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone tells you to “fug off”, just block them and move on to the next adventure!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family drama when you have virtual blocks to play with?

HellCity Minecraft Server

cursed city, cursed location, dark tourism, demonic activity, eerie, gateway to hell, haunted places, Hell, HellCity, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious city, occult, Paranormal, paranormal activity, portal to hell, Server, spooky, Supernatural, underworld, Urban Legends, urban myths, world city

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server takes you on a wild ride to the portal of hell itself! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, on our server you’ll be dodging fireballs and battling demons in the streets of the most hellish city in the world!

Join us if you dare, and explore the depths of the underworld while trying to survive the chaos and destruction all around you. Who knows, you might even make friends with a demon or two along the way! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of hell itself!

RespawnRevival

Afterlife, BELIEF, Consciousness, death, divine intervention, existentialism, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, near-death research, out-of-body experience, Religion, RespawnRevival, resurrection, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, Transcendence

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’ve ever had a near-death experience and want to explore the afterlife in blocky form.

Our server is so immersive that players who have “died” for a few minutes in real life have reported seeing Minecraft blocks floating in their vision. Some have even claimed to have built entire castles in the sky while in this state. It’s like a whole new level of creativity unlocked by cheating death!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also challenge the Grim Reaper to a build-off competition. If you win, you get to keep your life and gain access to exclusive diamond armor. Lose, and well, let’s just say you’ll respawn in a not-so-friendly place.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your views on religion and life after death, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a pixelated block.