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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2632 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 224 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4746 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are always throwing dance parties and the villagers have a secret underground rollercoaster.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!
