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Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure

Adventure, Alliance, Asia-Pacific, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Kremlin, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, putin, PutinCraft, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean government, summit, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

lol imagine putin showing up in north korea like “hey guys, just here to chill with kim jong-un and maybe build a sick minecraft castle together” 🤣 join our server and maybe you’ll get to meet putin too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocky fun! come build, mine, and battle your way to the top with us! 🤪🚀🔥 #putininminecraft #northkoreavisits #blockyadventures

VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!

Caesarean section, Complications, Covid-19 vaccination, CSections, Effectiveness, health, hypertension, immunity, maternal health, Maternity care., medical study, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, Prevention, Protection, public health, research, Risks, stress, study, vaccination, VaxxedMomsCraft, Virus

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!

GovnoCraft Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.18, donat, GovnoCraft, GRIFFER, Minecraft, Pets, Prices, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Votes:	485	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

GRIFFER new server with pets that fight DONAT AT THE BEST PRICES! 1.12.2 – 1.18

45.93.200.21:25587

[1.20.4 Java] Picnic SMP [Friendly Community] [LGBTQA+]

1.20.4 Java Picnic SMP Friendly Community LGBTQA+ Survival Multiplayer Community Inclusive Minecraft Plugins Vanilla User-friendly Friends Discord Safe Rules Swearing Mods Glitches Griefing, Friendly, LGBTQ, Safe, Sfw, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	6346
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to Picnic!

Picnic is a Survival Multiplayer server focused on community, friendship, and fun! initially started in January 2020, we’ve had quite the rollercoaster of an experience; however, we’re back! We pride ourselves on being extremely inclusive to all players! Whether you are new to Minecraft or a veteran, we invite you to join our server and get involved with the community! We have plugins that help saturate the vanilla experience, and to make the multiplayer aspect more user-friendly so you can jump straight in with your friends!

Server Version: 1.20.1Server IP: 66.59.209.230 World Size: 40,000×40,000

Invite: https://discord.gg/FkjdTDgVqK

The server automatically restarts @ 12AM GMT+0

Community Rules

We want people to feel safe and relaxed here! So we’ve set some base rules for everyone to follow! By joining the discord or server you agree to follow the rules, if you are punished we will not accept that you didn’t read the rules as an excuse! Please make sure to check this channel regularly as rules might be updated or changed! (There will be an announcement about any rule changes as well as a grace period before they are officially set in place.)

[1.] No discriminatory language. [EG. Racism, Homophobia…][1.1] Swearing. While we don’t mind; we don’t want people to be spamming swear words or using extremely vulgar language.[2.] No clients or mods that give you an unfair advantage. [EG. Hacked Clients, X-Ray…] Any client-side stuff such as maps, compasses or anything is fine; if you’re unsure ask us![3.] No exploiting glitches or bugs, if you find a bug or a glitch please let us know as soon as possible[4.] No griefing or destroying player owned buildings or areas.[5.] Follow Discord and Mojang Term of Service

picnicnet.xyz

BigBlockz Minecraft Server

big, BigBlockz, BOM BOM BOM, IM GAWR GURA, Minecraft, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Server, TINY LUIGI, TINY LUIGI MAN, UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	7740
Dimension Hops:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive Tiny Luigi Man!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underwater realm where you can swim with the legendary shark queen, Gawr Gura! BOM BOM BOM! She’ll serenade you with her beautiful voice as you explore the depths of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server

Army, based fashion., Demand, FREE PALESTINE, Gulf Arabs, Gulf nations, Heroes, insult, Madkhali, Minecraft, Muslim men, palestine, Peace, pipe dream, scream, Server, Stability, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Warzones

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Taliban – the ultimate bad boys of the Minecraft world! These guys are not your average players, they are real Muslim men who know how to run a server in a based fashion.

Join our server and witness the chaos as the Taliban raise an army to take on the biggest challenge yet – freeing Palestine in Minecraft! Forget about building houses and farming, we’re here to start a revolution and fight for what’s right in the virtual world.

So why waste your time on peaceful servers when you can join the Taliban and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever? Say goodbye to boring Gulf nations and hello to warzones and excitement on our server. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Star Shards Collected:	253	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	1717
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!

Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.

So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!

NoFuneralNoRespawn

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, death, Difficult, emotional, Empathy, family, Friends, funerals, Grief, Guilt, Loss, mourning, NoFuneralNoRespawn, personal choice, relationships, self-care, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9276
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	958901	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

BrokeButRich, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Greed, Happiness, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, philosophy, Poor, possessions, POVERTY, Quote, richness, Server, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	119
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

addiction, Average, balance, Daily, digital age, Digital Detox, Edition, excessive use, habits, internet, mental health, normal, online behavior, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, Scrolling, Smartphone, social media, social-networking, SociaMine, Technology, Time, Time management

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	New Chunks Explored:	338534
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!